If you fly @SouthwestAir and intentionally try to jump ahead in line by boarding number, then you deserve to get food poisoning mid-flight on a coast to coast trip.
We have talked extensively about how women have been fighting to not be left behind, but here we are again. This time it's the fight for paid family leave. Read the latest op-ed from our founders and share your experiences using #ShowUsYourLeave. https://t.co/co14j1SWpj
We’re giving out a terrifying $10,000 today. RT this with your Venmo handle—if you dare. 😈 We might send you $100, $250, or $500. #VenmoMe
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I was getting ready for work yesterday and my hubby came in to give me a hug. He said “You smell great! Who are you trying to impress on Zoom?” and that’s when I realized that despite wfh for the last year, I’ve still put on perfume everyday. 🧐
Let me be very clear: the scenes of chaos at the Capitol do not represent who we are. What we are seeing is a small number of extremists dedicated to lawlessness. This is not dissent, it's disorder. It borders on sedition, and it must end. Now.
Ok, I think application fees need to be outlawed. As if we don’t pay institutions like schools and daycares enough once enrolled! Am I missing the benefit of those fees?
Picture this: it’s the movie Adrift but instead of Tami Oldham drifting to Hawaii, she drifts to @KimKardashian’s 40th birthday private island celebration. @nbcsnl I’ll let you take it from here.