high priestess

[high priestess @alexaroot]

oh my GOD my aunt had a coffee table book made of my tweets & I am honored

[high priestess @alexaroot]

@stevebloz I miss it so much

[high priestess @alexaroot]

I can't believe I have a dog now 🥹

[bobby @bobby]

you should be purchasing one unusual sauce or dip every time you visit the grocery store. if you want to have a nice life.

[high priestess @alexaroot]

wish I could be a hat person but instead I end up looking like an animal crossing character

[high priestess @alexaroot]

singing while i’m making a pasta salad that lj’s helping with & he just put airpods in LMAO

[high priestess @alexaroot]

if you eat BECs without hot sauce you are clinically insane

[high priestess @alexaroot]

@Nadtastik lmao I didn’t even know that was part of it 😅

[high priestess @alexaroot]

never put me in your wedding if I have to wear a colored wig at any point. thanks

[high priestess @alexaroot]

celsius makes me a better person

[high priestess @alexaroot]

this didn’t age well

[high priestess @alexaroot]

are people who drink bud light by choice just kidding

[high priestess @alexaroot]

imagine how ripped I would be if I didn’t need a dessert after every meal

[high priestess @alexaroot]

summer fridays should start today 6 weeks early bc the sun is out

[high priestess @alexaroot]

@stevebloz where do I get the snapple

[high priestess @alexaroot]

lost access to my twitter for a month & got it back so here are some updates: I bought a condo then returned it, ripped a nail off completely at the gym AGAIN, going to Portugal soon (send recommendations pls), glad to see Steve is vlogging lately. think that’s it

[high priestess @alexaroot]

on my last work trip an owl bit me and I got to shoot a rifle, this one I almost started an electrical fire in a 200 year old palace, what’s next?? the world may never know

[Alvin Kamara @A_kamara6]

New rule:

I ain goin nowhere wit ya if you don’t got TSA pre check.

[Caitlin @caithuls]

What I like about myself is that when I use qtips in my ears it’s good actually. They said for me it’s good and fine

[high priestess @alexaroot]

the January crowd at The Edge is truly a spectacle. I’m all for people wanting to get fit in the new year but how about…. faster & not in a group of 6

[high priestess @alexaroot]

should I get bangs or am I having a quarter life crisis