Alexa Rae 🦋

I would gladly hit the road, get up and go if I knew that someday it would lead me back to you

[Alexa Rae 🦋 @alexarrae]

Bought a Costco pack of Salonpas cause I’ve been having tension headaches and just found out I can’t use them whilst pregnant 🙃

[𓍯𓂃Dakota @sweetcinnamontt]

I'm burning sage and my bf talking bout it's irritating his skin yea I bet it is demon

[gran @djotame]

conrad’s wardrobe this season is exclusively made of husband material

[Alexa Rae 🦋 @alexarrae]

Been working with the same oncologists for 9 years and today one of them kept calling me Alexis 🙃

[Alexa Rae 🦋 @alexarrae]

I’m actually sick over this and I’m having ptsd flashbacks from 2016-2020. Does no one remember COVID? Does no one listen to the things coming out of this man’s mouth? Does no one remember that this man is a predator?

[Alexa Rae 🦋 @alexarrae]

Marriage: a summary

[Eli McCann @EliMcCann]

Yesterday my husband sat in the kitchen working on his laptop as I made a pasta salad. Then he rode in the car to my parents' house with me and the pasta salad. Then he walked into the house with me and the pasta salad. When it came time to eat, he asked who made the pasta salad.

[trash jones @jzux]

one minute you're young, the next minute you're defending your new pair of Crocs

[Alexa Rae 🦋 @alexarrae]

Like that shit is real and I carry that trauma all the time so to hear that makes me so fucking mad

[Alexa Rae 🦋 @alexarrae]

You know what, it’s just wild to me that I still have to argue with people about COVID and have to hear people tell me how nurses are brainwashed to believe all this shit. Like I watched people die, I broke ribs performing CPR, I had to tell families that their loved ones died

[Alexa Rae 🦋 @alexarrae]

I’ve been off all week on a mini vacation with my little family and I really don’t want to go back to work 😫

[Alexa Rae 🦋 @alexarrae]

I’ve got a clogged duct and I can’t call out of work because I’m in charge and there is no one to cover me 🙃

[Alexa Rae 🦋 @alexarrae]

The day has come where I breastfeed my baby and he fucking bites me

[Alexa Rae 🦋 @alexarrae]

And a nurse didn’t show up so I had to pull my resource leaving me short staffed 🙃🙃🙃

[Alexa Rae 🦋 @alexarrae]

I’m really regretting switching shifts with my coworker right now
But she does so many favors for me so I guess 😫

[Nicole Auerbach @NicoleAuerbach]

Taylor Swift makes the Super Bowl in her first year in the league. Elite.

[Alexa Rae 🦋 @alexarrae]

Doctor at work: long time no see! What happened???
Me: oh I had a baby
Doctor: 👁️👄👁️

[Alexa Rae 🦋 @alexarrae]

Parker’s got wavy/curly hair and there’s only one person that he could’ve got it from - my mom

[Alexa Rae 🦋 @alexarrae]

I’m getting closer to going back to work and I hate it so much. I just want to spend my days with my baby 😫

[Alexa Rae 🦋 @alexarrae]

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