alexa ✯

wake up pimp out

[N @flyvenusian]

@NATERERUN Literally one of the funniest bits from reality tv

[sana @xysanaz]

it gets like that

[WAFB @WAFB]

Weezy F Baby and the F is for #Free https://t.co/p4n8JiiPCm

[emmitt 🪩 @emmittrocha2]

life is having me like her right now

[salem @vodkaoatmilk]

if you need me I’ll be in the kfc sephora

[Amanda B 🦋 @ABrodieee]

you can always count on Waffle House 😂😂👊🏽

[6 Figgaz Ent @6figgazent]

Imagine your card declines at daycare and they keep your kid

[alexa ✯ @alexathomass]

@cameronncookee 🥺🥺🥺bread🥺🥺🥺

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

My Bank Account Me 24/7

[hoekage @MissMaryyMac]

well... i bet they didn’t see that coming

[STILLTRU @itsstilltru]

when I quit Nordstrom in 2015 I put on 3 Burberry jackets and walked out the backdoor niggas ain’t heard from me til this day I ain’t even clock out

[Lakyn Thee Stylist @OgLakyn]

Instead of saying “I don’t want kids” I’m gonna start saying “my bloodline ends with me” that’s so dramatic I love it

[DeRon Scott @DeRonLamar]

The wig knew not to get wet.