cooke

If your life were a movie, who would you want watching?

[cooke @cameronncookee]

day 511 without vine: still shocked and confused. life has no meaning

[gere @lustformiley]

this is my president

[dyke to watch out for @angryblaqwoman]

at the end of the day it’s the people in that 3 person group chat

[culture @notgwendalupe]

soulja boy teaching natalie portman the 'crank that' dance, 2007

[♥mark magark♥ @markedly]

It happened to me AND IT CAN HAPPEN TO YOU:
I was hanging out with 2 people and the one I know better left the room for a few minutes

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

At what age do you have to stop being silly?

[culture @notgwendalupe]

the cinematic masterpiece that was troy bolton having to choose between basketball or theater

[jaiya @jaiyagill]

startup idea - instagram, but it only shows you photos from people you follow and in chronological order

[Mekishana Pierre @mekishana]

This is actually an amazing SNL sketch and Michael B. Jordan was the perfect man for the job 😭😭

[reef jerky @georgeskrait]

People who work at bars be like “come visit me today”

[Lou🕺 @lesbians4suzuka]

Nothing will ever top this 😭

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Toyotathon should be its own month

[culture @notgwendalupe]

they had me thinking world peace was achieved

[max (derogatory) @maxafrass]

I need the entire airport security staff to be obsessed with how swift and low maintenance I am

[Keke Palmer @KekePalmer]

Sometimes you say nothing, not because you have nothing to say, but because you know the people you are saying it to won’t receive it.

[𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒 @heyyitsjanea]

realized customer service wasn’t for me when a lady on the phone told me i didn’t know how to do my job and i said “well walk me through it” and she hung up

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

a woman just got on the subway yelling into her phone “listen BITCH you told him i was a DRUG ADDICT-“

and then was abruptly cut off by a mariachi band boarding the train playing feliz navidad. one of the greatest comedic set pieces i’ve ever seen. no notes 10/10.

[B-Side Billy @KHARMA__]

That mf dashing thru the snow fr