Alex B

Tacos are life

[Alex B @alexbirdshit]

Also send me your social security numbers and credit card pins

[Alex B @alexbirdshit]

Like for a tbh

[Alex B @alexbirdshit]

@juliasandram @Descriptions *angry react*

[Alex B @alexbirdshit]

Why can't everyone just be trash like me?

[Alex B @alexbirdshit]

I follow too many artsy people on instagram

[Alex B @alexbirdshit]

That feeling when your midterm gets curved up by 35%... 😎

[Alex B @alexbirdshit]

@juliasandram @roodaleeee @TypicaIGirl oh god I forgot about that shiiitttteeeeeeeeeee

[Alex B @alexbirdshit]

@juliasandram @TypicaIGirl hahahaha my version will never come out in public I can promise you that

[Alex B @alexbirdshit]

I feel ashamed, and to be honest quite scared. Never thought it would come to this. Please forgive me.

[Alex B @alexbirdshit]

I'm coming out of Twitter hiding to officially apologize to everyone to whom I have occasionally made jokes about Trump becoming president.

[Boca Juniors - La12Tuittera @la12tuittera]

#ElectionDay asi va la cosa:
Hillary 68 Electores
Trump 67 Electores
RiBer 1 descenso
Boca 0 descensos

[Alex B @alexbirdshit]

@Vitoria7532 no.

[Toronto Star @TorontoStar]

Toronto @Raptors fans line up to get into Jurassic Park before the start of #Game3 at Air … https://t.co/uZkO067Lav

[Badly Quoted @Badly_Quoted]

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Give a man two fish and he'll eat for two days."

S/O @alexbirdshit

[Alex B @alexbirdshit]

To this very day I still have no idea who could have done that. 😏 (I'm the best roommate ever) https://t.co/wuLPrB26tW

[Alex B @alexbirdshit]

I come home for 3 days and suits starts filming right outside my res aaaaaaaahhhhhh iwnsisnsidnxpxmwpwjxosnwow dammit

[Alex B @alexbirdshit]

@roodaleeee poetic

[Alex B @alexbirdshit]

Update: they left... I didn't say anything smh

[Alex B @alexbirdshit]

There's a pair of girls shit-talking Argentinian accents right beside me and I'm seriously debating saying something.....