Alex

[Stella @StellaaSports]

They might just beat yo ass

[Lunix @SolLunix]

Corporation: "We made $4B but spent $3.9B so we only owe taxes on $100M."
Government: "Totally reasonable."

You: "I made $60K but spent $58K on survival."
Government: "You owe taxes on $60K."
You: "That's not—"
Government: "File by May 15."

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

This is the type of draft the Browns shouldn’t be able to mess up so I’m interested to see how they mess it up.

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

When my team drafts a top OL prospect but he doesn't have any hunting pics on IG or follow any MAGA accounts

[C3 @C_3C_3]

If you replaced the Senate with 100 random plumbers.

I bet the results for Americans would be better.

[Delicious Tacos @Delicious_Tacos]

I’m not crazy about it my fuckin self

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

Some of us never forgot.

[sexiest in the world @HossMatch]

What if I shot this nigga in the dome

[Ocho Drinko @ochodrinko85]

Chappell Roan gets naked at the Grammys and no one bats an eye, I get naked at Dave and Buster’s and everyone loses their god damn minds

[Cleveland Browns @Browns]

it all worked out

@Bullseye_Event | #DawgPound

[kevin zuppe @KevinZuppe]

23 day search that led you to Todd Monken. I am deeply offended

[Eli Cowan @elicowan_]

If the Browns hire Nathan Scheelhaase, then Grant Udinski will become the next McVay.
But if the Browns hire Grant Udinski, then Nathan Scheelhaase will become the next McVay.

Been around long enough to know this. #Browns

[Baker Mayfield @bakermayfield]

Failed is quite the reach pal. Still waiting on a text/call from him after I got shipped off like a piece of garbage. Can’t wait to see you twice a year, Coach.

[Vic @VictorPopeJr]

He must be that nigga lol

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

excited to see how cignetti deals with carson beck i feel like he’s never seen a wigger before

[𝘖𝘯𝘺𝘹𝘏𝘰𝘰𝘱𝘴 @OnyxHoops]

BRO THIS NIGGA CARSON BECK MIGHT BE THE GREATEST XFL PROSPECT IVE EVER SEEN

[Zach Jacobson @zacobson]

what happened to just saying they’re getting demolished man

[✰ @juicenotthekid_]

This is still twitter btw I refuse to call it by its stripper name

[Alex @alexbooth23]

#NewProfilePic

[Colb @___Colb___]

Day is almost over and Bubba Ventrone is still gainfully employed this is the greatest injustice happening in America currently.