Alex Cheplowitz

and this is where the magic happens

[Alex Cheplowitz @alexcheplowitz]

This is why the 3 cone drill matters! None of these “fast” wrs do it (Worthy, John Ross, etc.) and then they’re anemic playmakers at the next level. Speed will get you drafted high but it ain’t shit in the NFL without short area burst, agility, and quickness.

[່ @fireveach]

@JB_DaGoat1 @PranavSriraman you don’t know how much this play pissed me off

[Alex Cheplowitz @alexcheplowitz]

This is Ghengis Khan erasure!!! Where is the GOAT's representation?!?!

[ENCOM Customer Support @dukakis88]

here is a labeled version!

[Alex Cheplowitz @alexcheplowitz]

@MrJerryOC This guy has no idea what he's talking about.

I believe you owe us a live-action sequel after the direct-to-DVD animated abomination that was Kangaroo Jack 2: G'Day USA!

[Alex Cheplowitz @alexcheplowitz]

@tbbucs94 @BrownsFilmBDN @jake_burns18 Respect for the self report 🫡

[Alex Cheplowitz @alexcheplowitz]

“Well I don’t want to blame it all on my childhood polio, but it certainly didn’t help.”

[U.S. Senator Mitch McConnell @SenMcConnell]

Today, I’ll cast my first Senate vote since I took a bad fall back in June. I’m really looking forward to being back on the Senate floor and seeing my colleagues.

My recovery has been a long and often frustrating process, and the lingering effects of childhood polio haven’t made it any easier. I’m still not quite back to 100%, but I’ve assured Leader Thune that, as I continue with physical therapy on the advice of my doctors, I will do my best to be present for tough votes when our Conference needs me.

Elaine and I are very grateful for all the continued well wishes from our fellow Kentuckians, and I’m glad to get back to more of business as usual on their behalf this month.

[Alex Cheplowitz @alexcheplowitz]

@camijustice Shades of Hue Jackson

[Alex Cheplowitz @alexcheplowitz]

@QuincyAvery

[Alex Cheplowitz @alexcheplowitz]

I wonder how all the folks who jumped from the twin towers would feel if they knew we watch that shit on repeat every year?

[Alex Cheplowitz @alexcheplowitz]

What is with the modern exclusion of the phrase excuse me? Is it a Covid thing? People just stand there and stare at you like a zombie until you ask “do you need something?” And then they go yeah can you move. Sorry I’m not a mind reader bub, learn to speak up.

[Alex Cheplowitz @alexcheplowitz]

Before I finished the tweet I thought they were about to have Cam Skattebo eating dog food

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

The Farmer's Dog has been named the NFL’s first official Pet Food Partner. The multi-year partnership kicks off with a campaign starring Giants RB Cam Skattebo and his senior rescue dog, Duke.

[MACtion @MACSports]

Official Statement Regarding Western Michigan - Michigan Football Game

🗒️: https://t.co/eYw49T9ABR

[Alex Cheplowitz @alexcheplowitz]

@Rob_Shenanigans @923TheFan

[reason @reason]

A Virginia mom has received a 6-month suspended jail sentence for letting her 5-year-old walk to the pond in their gated community. https://t.co/5jzrssyzHO

[Alex Cheplowitz @alexcheplowitz]

Some day people will give Will.i .am the credit he deserves. But apparently his participation in X-Men Origins: Wolverine delayed that credit by a solid decade.

[Brody @britmebaby]

This sounds 10x better every year

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@mormol3

[َ @4NGELWING]

i’m pregnant with laughter and you’re the father bro

[Alex Cheplowitz @alexcheplowitz]

@4NGELWING

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#Browns