yung ranch dip

hocak nisoc haci/mexican // terminally online // scorpio sun, capricorn moon // she/they // i love evangelion

[airi 𝜗℘ @4irellee]

you ask me a dumbass question in this heat and we both dying btw

[ijbol adjani @onbeinganangel]

and it led to possibly the greatest comedic performance in a children’s movie

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

There’s only 1 reason why you wouldn’t comply with this.

[MLB @MLB]

This moment between Shohei Ohtani and a Padres fan 🤣

Shohei homered then high-fived him on his way back to the dugout!

(MLB x @Goodyear)

[SuPol @dund0mt4l4]

Movie studio intro

[Charlie Ledger @CharlieLedgerX]

Nobody is doing it like me because this is probably not the right way to do it

[jake @wormpuller]

Does anyone know where I went

[Lance Corporate @lance_corporate]

Dental hygienist (28F): I’m sorry to be the one to tell you this but based on my observations you are mere hours from death

Dentist (44M): looks good man

[yung ranch dip @alexclev]

@ddeanss the children yearn for TTS comeback

[Evangelion Screenshots @NGEScreenshot]

Neon Genesis Evangelion
Episode 20
Of the Shape of Hearts and Humans
Weaving a Story 2: Oral Stage

[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

THE SHO IS HEADING TO PHILADELPHIA.

Congratulations Shohei on being MLB’s overall leading vote-getter with 3,341,257 votes and being named the 2026 National League’s starting DH!

[yung ranch dip @alexclev]

i just fully sobbed and made my dad and brother uncomfortable

[Çok İyi Bu @CokiyiBu]

Gözleri görmeyen bir kedinin pencereden içeri süzülen güneş ışınlarını yüzünde hissetme şeklinde bakın;

[sipsi @garibansipsi]

kurban olayım ya… hüngür hüngür ağlayacağım