Alex Corfe

[Alex Corfe @alexcorfe]

@AsdaServiceTeam I've just bought this Schar Melto from the Ware store and I've noticed it's nearly a year past the expiry date. This is so far beyond acceptable...

[Alex Corfe @alexcorfe]

@What_Liam_Said The decade wouldn't have been the same without you. #SpotifyWrapped
https://t.co/RXHsJiFKvX

[Alex Corfe @alexcorfe]

@AXS_UK Hi, I've bought tickets for tomorrow's 'a night for Sri Lanka' gig but haven't received them. Could you send me a DM to sort this out?

[Danielle Bruinsma @danibruinsma]

All I want for Christmas is saint @MrNickKnowles #DIYtoolazy #toodrunktodecorate

[Alex Corfe @alexcorfe]

Roys finally caught up #TheLastLeg

[Alex Corfe @alexcorfe]

@Independent @danibruinsma

[Alex Corfe @alexcorfe]

@CostcoRiceBag @danibruinsma

[Alex Corfe @alexcorfe]

@seanbamforth @tcorfe

[Alex Corfe @alexcorfe]

@TheBrag @RedmondGerard @Olympics @NBCOlympics @7olympics @AndySamberg @Brooklyn99FOX @Brooklyn99Fans @melissafumero @chelseaperetti @iamstephbeatz @tcorfe

[Alex Corfe @alexcorfe]

@tcorfe https://t.co/et2JRlGVyW

[Alex Corfe @alexcorfe]

@WilliamHollins https://t.co/A3PqqKFfkO

[Olaf Falafel @OFalafel]

I went to a themed Indian restaurant last night called Dirty Dhansak - their motto was 'Nobody puts bayleaf in the korma'. I had the Swayze Jalfrezi.

[Alex Corfe @alexcorfe]

@WilliamHollins https://t.co/WSuy30cQtl

[LADbible @ladbible]

Greggs apologises for replacing baby Jesus with a sausage roll.
https://t.co/6uHz9wmOBC

[Alex Corfe @alexcorfe]

@Strange_Animals @WilliamHollins

[Alex Corfe @alexcorfe]

@tcorfe https://t.co/HqJlmm9gin

[bet365 @bet365]

Neymar has the same amount of career red cards, and 34 *more* yellow cards than Lee Cattermole.

Lee. Cattermole. 😶

[Alex Corfe @alexcorfe]

@KeetPotato @WilliamHollins

[Alex Corfe @alexcorfe]

@WilliamHollins @BBCNews Amazing

[Jake Humphrey @mrjakehumphrey]

So, Puppet Man is actually on Maps. If you're from Norwich you know this is kinda a big deal...and weird...

[Hackney Police @MPSHackney]

Brilliant work from PC Hill 👍 https://t.co/BPIaNssUi3

[Alex Corfe @alexcorfe]

@tcorfe https://t.co/T4SwxPtqGX

[Liam Fray @What_Liam_Said]

FIFTY. FUCKING. THOUSAND.

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[Alex Corfe @alexcorfe]

@PropagandaLDN @tcorfe