Alex Dishman

[uncle ric @ihatethiskid]

If we go on a date we’re getting appetizers bc that’s what my hors d’serve

[bear @iamblackbear]

my anxiety the size of earth

[Terms of Cancer @CancerTerms]

#Cancers favorite pastime: coming home after a long day.

[woahh mann @ashhhhhhole]

what if all of my systems are nervous

[prettygirlscult 💫 @prettygirlscult]

i can respect a bad decision but i can’t respect a liar

[krissssy🎀 @LovelyKrissy__]

My problem is... I expect everyone to have common sense & they don’t 😭🥴

[Madison @madistewart00]

Stop losing your mind over people who don’t mind losing you

[𝑺𝒌𝒚 @SkylarRunnels]

Losing fake friends is a win

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

men take one good picture and coast on that shit for 5 years

[Sahlt @AlyciaTyre]

Losing toxic relationships is a win

[todd bonzalez @doinkpatrol]

it’s crazy how the virus is so much worse right now than it was when i was sanitizing my groceries

[Death Dealer ⚠️ @jamiqueb]

I carry sarcasm around like house keys . Don’t ask me stupid shit

[kim ᯽ @therealkimj]

it's ok to be sad after making the right decision