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just a small town girl living in a lonely world

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I heard Taylor Swift’s boyfriend plays football tonight. She really put him on the map. Wow.

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I miss our fall season/all year grandfather Edward Herrmann more than words can express 🍂 #Gilmoregirls

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Netflix saying it would take 15 minutes to start is the same as Zay talking about those 2 cuties #loveisblind

[Sahil Bloom @SahilBloom]

Today is my 32nd birthday.

Over the last month, I asked several 90-year-olds what advice they would give to their 32-year-old selves.

Here's the life advice everyone needs to hear:

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I just wanna know why raccoons have such good teeth when they never brush their teeth. Seems unfair

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Thigh sweat season 🫠

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Just sitting at work with the O’Riley auto parts song on a loop in my head. Banger

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Sometimes. I think a nespresso machine and an air fryer will solve all of my problems. Maybe.

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I wonder if my cats like that I listen to ABBA nonstop? Do they also have good music taste? 🤔

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For Monday night football, can we just replay the Ravens/Chiefs game again 🤔

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@bnolt04 I knew it

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I know I’m making an overarching generalization here but…
Why does every soup have to have fucking carrots in it

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I’m irrationality angry today. I dropped a piece of candy and almost lost it 😤

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I love angry cleaning after I get back from vacation

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I always want Cheetos puffs.

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@RANDOMxBLACKMAN Wow 😔😔 what a slap in the face to those women/parents

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@RANDOMxBLACKMAN Wow that is so wild. Didn’t know this either. Shame on Hollywood for not picking the right actress to portray this beautiful lady smh

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My cat wasn’t smart enough to get out of the kitchen when the Sleeping Beauty music came on and now he is my dance partner

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Today I received the #JohnsonandJohnson vaccine and ate EIGHT Dominoes wings real quick. I really do be testing fate sometimes.

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@RANDOMxBLACKMAN Which episode you on?