AS

whatever forever ✌🏻

[AS @alexdriastorm]

“Death is just a man failing to reappear. Now you see him now you don’t.”

[AS @alexdriastorm]

One day you’re young and stuff and the next you have a favourite pear and tell all your friends to go buy it at Costco 🍐

[fran @galacticidiots]

Congratulations to people who don’t get obsessed easily. I can’t relate but I’m sure it’s lovely. Unfortunately, I only know how to let things consume my entire soul.

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

do you ever think about how since Doordash started, some amount of cars in a traffic jam are just someone's sandwich. a whole spot on the road just occupied by a guys lunch

[trash jones @jzux]

me at 16: i am going to be so successful when i grow up

me now: maybe someday i will have enough energy to start a hobby

[AS @alexdriastorm]

God knew if he gave me the power to edit Facebook messages I would be too powerful 😮‍💨

[AS @alexdriastorm]

@0_notapplicable I love this lol so wholesome

[AS @alexdriastorm]

All these people think loves for show, but I’d die for you in secret.

[AS @alexdriastorm]

I wake up screaming from dreaming one day I’ll watch as you’re leaving, and life will lose all its meaning for the last time.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

To the ‘if they can come for trump, they can come for you’ crowd:

If you have an affair with a porn star and then instruct your lawyer to pay that porn star $130,000 not to tell anyone about the affair in an effort to help yourself win a presidential election and then you write the payment off as a “legal expense”, then yes… the law will probably come for you too.

So, if you don’t want to be indicted for doing that - then don’t do it.

You’re welcome.

[AS @alexdriastorm]

@0_notapplicable The worsttttt

[feminist next door @emrazz]

If you would have to pay someone to do the work that your partner does if your partner was not there to do it, and your partner currently does that work without being paid, guess what kind of work that is.

[WholesomeMemes @WholesomeMeme]

Original tweet by ImChrisKelly @ImChrisKelly

[biruktiwrites on bluesky @BiruktiWrites]

god this made my heart ache