Alex Dugger

[Alex Dugger @alexdugger]

@Kohls Is it normal to receive religious propaganda in the pockets of the pants I order? Are staff of all religions allowed to add this, or do you play favorites?

[Alex Dugger @alexdugger]

@thepursuinglife True story, Xfinity Mobile: “Your current wait time is.. 13.. hours.. and.. 47.. minutes.”

[Alex Dugger @alexdugger]

@penelope_zone We have one called #hi where people say “hi” and people reply with “hi”. When someone says anything else, we reply with “hi”. There are no written rules, just “hi”.

[Alex Dugger @alexdugger]

@thefreeto

[Alex Dugger @alexdugger]

Actual Google Search: Is Piranha Plant a boy or a girl?

[Alex Dugger @alexdugger]

@Fallout What exactly is happening here?

[Alex Dugger @alexdugger]

@samphippen Shouldn't that be "Destroyer of 'Hello Worlds'"?

[Alex Dugger @alexdugger]

Verifying myself: I am thedugger on Keybase.io. ctUI8GmaIofJPkhkk5trRamRPFH0GkwTKU7v / https://t.co/vy2zkCFQv4

[Alex Dugger @alexdugger]

Onion headline proposal: 4th Recipient of Scented Candle Already Seeking to Regift. "I can smell it through the box! Who buys these things?"

[Alex Dugger @alexdugger]

@mylifeasalllly I love your Link photo!

[Alex Dugger @alexdugger]

@noelrap Did you take a plane to an escalator to a train to a car? We live intermodal!

[Alex Dugger @alexdugger]

Trying to remember the Greek alphabet... Alpha, Beta, Gamma, Delta, Epsilon, Kappa, Lambda, Mu, Nu, Ksi, Omicron, Persei, Eight. Got it!

[Alex Dugger @alexdugger]

Verifying that +alexdugger is my blockchain ID. https://t.co/HPNHZ9fRuO

[Alex Dugger @alexdugger]

@_peggyli FTFY: // sample usage: barista.request(“caramel macchiato”);

[Alex Dugger @alexdugger]

@imontheradio We’re just being reward for treating others as we’d like to be treated, right?

[Alex Dugger @alexdugger]

@samphippen As a straight white male I have no right to be jealous of anyone, but, damn, I’m a bit jealous.

[Patrick Collison @patrickc]

So my working theory is that if you assemble enough enterprise software ads, an airport spontaneously forms around them.

[Alex Dugger @alexdugger]

So far today I have subsisted only on coffee and @RiseNRollBakery donuts. It’s not a healthy lifestyle, but it is a happy one. 🍩☕️!

[Alex Dugger @alexdugger]

@martinisoft I think you mean, “America, what did you do to Canada?!”

[Alex Dugger @alexdugger]

@samphippen Is that still necessary? Are “light wallets” not a thing anymore? (I got out of bitcoin a while ago.)