not alex

he/him

[not alex @alexfjc]

I just want a president who supports railways and bleached as——

[Zoso 🇺🇳(🇮🇶) @MesoAnglic]

Young People are getting more Mormon AND Muslim and are replacing the vice of Alcohol with the vice of Sugar

[Jack @FuneralDrinker]

The foreskin is the hijab of the penis

[not alex @alexfjc]

More on pacifying rural America: pacifying the American interior has been the goal ever since the US government first set its eyes on westward expansion. The Indian Removal Act, numerous Indian Wars and extermination campaigns, the settling (via Homestead Act) and subsequent 1/2

[not alex @alexfjc]

The high school to military pipeline was invented to pacify rural America. Enshrining the ideals of law, order, and allegiance—no questions asked—one deceptively cushy enlistment package at a time to a free spirited, libertarian-at-heart heartland population.

[not alex @alexfjc]

Finding out people that you knew are MAGA is genuinely disappointing. Like, you’re not the strong-headed, independently willed, ungovernable spirit that I thought you were. It really ruins the vibe

[not alex @alexfjc]

Absolutely convinced that the reason the Fed Govt has let the rust belt decay is so that they have a populace to whom enlistment seems like the best option.

[not alex @alexfjc]

The high school to military pipeline was invented to pacify rural America. Enshrining the ideals of law, order, and allegiance—no questions asked—one deceptively cushy enlistment package at a time to a free spirited, libertarian-at-heart heartland population.

[not alex @alexfjc]

@JohnLeFevre Asians literally do this exact same thing too though…

[not alex @alexfjc]

@slowcoagulation @alanthefisher @Frostyhawk89 If you’re in a wheelchair or have other mobility issues, yeah. Those north & west Seattle roads suck to walk on at night cause there’s almost no lighting too

[not alex @alexfjc]

@xMoreners @Jessecooksfood Imagine being this angry about something that isn’t even true.

[not alex @alexfjc]

@teswoketoi Uwajimaya food court had me fighting for my life yesterday

[not alex @alexfjc]

@rpmm24 Nuh fucking uh

Denser zoning is great, but imo the way Seattle is going about it is not it

[not alex @alexfjc]

@HollyGrayle @mayukh_panja “They created,” so we’re just ignoring the numerous injustices and setbacks imposed on the subcontinent by the British?

[not alex @alexfjc]

@paleonormie It’s a fire snack when ur walking around, idk about u but I know i buy it when im in the mood

[not alex @alexfjc]

@turnonurhotspot @SORRYIMACANCER @mrvizcarrondo @jonxgenius Usually if you’re hanging out in ur friends car they don’t care

[not alex @alexfjc]

@SORRYIMACANCER @mrvizcarrondo @jonxgenius Everyone lol, esp if ur in a rural or suburban area

[not alex @alexfjc]

@brwonbunnie The amount of oil and other fats used in restaurants is insane (but also why the food tastes so good).

[not alex @alexfjc]

@ramenslurperr @oneandonlyditto @fartpog My family’s been here since the territorial days and I definitely soften my T’s or replace it with a soft-stop. However I don’t think my parents do that, so perhaps it’s a generational thing?

[not alex @alexfjc]

@oneandonlyditto @fartpog Same here. I feel like a good sign that someone grew up in Western Washington is whether or not they soften (or don’t pronounce) the “T” sound when it’s not the first or last letter of a word. Even in just saying “Seattle”

[not alex @alexfjc]

@seattleiscrazy @ZeroCool01101 Those aren’t high end homes, they’re normal homes. Bellingham is facing many of the same pressures as Seattle is when it comes to cost of housing, hence the high home prices

[not alex @alexfjc]

@escapefrommelos Lots of schools have application fee waivers, just need to ask.