Alexander Hult

the beat goes on

[Alexander Hult @alexhult]

Divorcing your gross cheating husband for an ironic $69 BILLION, which puts you on the list of richest people on the planet AND simultaneously demotes your ex from the top of that list to a tie with you is the craziest “last laugh” anybody can come up with ever & I’m here for it.

[basil @blis5ful]

for what the monkey considers business the horse considers play

[Nuke @megab00f]

My schtick doesn’t seem to be working on you. I’m gonna go home and pretend you acted weird.

[Alexander Hult @alexhult]

They’re glowing up Diddy’s job title from “Sex Trafficker” to “Prostitution Transporter”, LinkedIn culture is such a cancer

[Alexander Hult @alexhult]

Oh cool we got some new AI slop on the timeline today, was just thinking we could probably use more of that

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Oilers forward Warren Foegele has worn this Mamba Oilers shirt before multiple games after going down 3-0... 🐍

Edmonton has won 3 in a row and are now headed to Game 7 🔥

[Alexander Hult @alexhult]

Lakers should hire JJ just so the fans don’t have to listen to him call the Finals again. Charlotte should hire Doris

[Alexander Hult @alexhult]

Why’d the NBA even investigate a player that scores 4 points a game, like the dude finishes with 3 points & the league was all wow how abnormal & suspicious

[Alexander Hult @alexhult]

Kinda funny the NFL gave all 3 New York teams primetime games for 9/11 remembrance but made the only team actually based in the state of New York play in New Jersey

[Coby @Cobylefko]

Lancaster, CA transformed its downtown in just 8 months by redesigning it's main street from a mini-highway to a tree-lined boulevard.

For the cost of just $11.5M, the project has generated $273M in economic output since 2010, creating 800 jobs, and nearly doubling tax revenue!

[Alexander Hult @alexhult]

@Kirbeastt In a shocking twist, he put his sweater on so now might be a good opening for me

[Alexander Hult @alexhult]

Me & my 50 year old coworker are wearing the exact same oddly specific green color shirt today but only I know that bc I still have my sweater on

[Alexander Hult @alexhult]

Hey friends & enemies, I’ll be at @FlappersComedy in Burbank at 7pm on Saturday. Come by & laugh at me.

https://t.co/HYjJKYreJ9

[Flappers Comedy Club @FlappersComedy]

Friday YooHoo Speakeasy weekend showcase at 9:30! Get your $5 tickets here: https://t.co/3ccKTcLhkp

[Alexander Hult @alexhult]

Can’t wait until the aliens project portraits of ALF & ET onto Buckingham Palace

[Stonehenge @EH_Stonehenge]

Our spellbinding homage to Her Majesty The #Queen! 👑
We've projected eight portraits of Queen Elizabeth II onto Stonehenge in celebration of the #PlatinumJubilee.

[Bill Burr @billburr]

Geometry, What Was That?

[Jaythechou @jaythechou]

I Photoshop Paddington into another movie or TV show until I forget: Day 267