alexia

i love my son, my wife and pink floyd

[alexia @alexia_ramzz]

this is the only man worth my love.

[M 🪭 @EvilBarbieDoII]

Stassi had the nerve to wear a turtleneck bathing suit and expect nobody to make a Steve jobs comparison

[shameful @s4gns]

they will literally exile you at work if your quiet and stay to yourself

[fawn @fawnncel]

a lady came into my work wearing camo pants and i made a joke about how she was just floating and had no legs and she pursed her lips and shook her head and told me today is not the day for nonsense

[alexia @alexia_ramzz]

@EASTLA_NEWS and its me! 🥰

[alexia @alexia_ramzz]

@Idgafwabgts__ @PersnicketyK the smoking circle 🤣

[alexia @alexia_ramzz]

@MarkTully20 @ClaireMPLS exactly dodgers run california!

[alexia @alexia_ramzz]

@mlbelites_ sobbing

[EduardoWriter @PBatemanPilt5z]

Nobody remembers picking them up.
Nobody puts them on a list.
Yet every week, the shelf empties like a ghost with a sweet tooth and a sense of humor.
You're not selling vitamins.
You're witnessing a logistics miracle.
Somewhere, in the middle of the night, Shaq himself appears.
Restocks his own gummies.
Vanishes into the mist.

And you get to restock the restock.
Twice a week.
For an invisible clientele.
Retail isn't a job.
It's a mystery school.

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

the cheetah girls, 2006.

[ro @gitanitaa]

me caí borracha en la ducha y cuando sali desnuda me fumé tres cigarrillos al hilo La vida a los 24

[alexia @alexia_ramzz]

@biebsdevotions such a great sample, justin did it right!

[alexia @alexia_ramzz]

@benedictsred https://t.co/ZM99wPYLOq

[Leaping Larry @Juche_Gang]

How did Christians interpret “Don’t use my name in vain” as don’t say “Oh my god” instead of “Don’t use my name to colonize and enslave half the planet."

[Hexes and Headlocks @hexesnheadlocks]

@RpsAgainstTrump

[Yousef Munayyer @YousefMunayyer]

Zohran Mamdani, regularly slammed for being a political novice, just pulled off an absolute political masterclass. He requested a meeting with Trump, got Trump to endorse his efforts, and defanged the rights constant attacks on him. Absolutely incredible stuff.

[alexia @alexia_ramzz]

@easymoneyrb hit the ground was so good 😩