Alexander

Occasionally rant about stuff, basically retweeting other stuff. [he/his]

[sergio tahini @_sergiotahini]

steht fabio de masi morgens auf und hört auf beweise für eine neuauszählung der bundestagswahl zu suchen?

NEIN

also gib nicht auf

[Captain Tired of These Hoes 🦦 @Miggs_NotMigos]

“Anything for you baby” - I whisper to myself as I make another reckless financial decision.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

what doesn’t kill you makes you go on a walk. and possibly weird at intimacy.

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @0de11_]

PSG has never played in daylight

[Román @Zmei_Hhsss]

every Russian dinner party has at least one PhD physicist (who against his will works as a programmer), one mathematician (who has a similar fate) and one person trained in music theory or philology(no job but has money somehow)—usually there's more—and they reenact this video.

[james hennessy @jrhennessy]

comically jovial ghanaian uber driver was taking me through his plan to hydrate the middle of australia with chinese-funded megapipes and desalination facilities, and he was citing all his costs in Patriot missile equivalents. few operating on this level

[sofian 🦤 @frutiger_sof]

there’s actually no difference between someone who speaks German at a B1 level and someone who doesn’t speak German at all it’s genuinely entirely useless

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

been thinking things over and wonder if i’ve taken this whole longevity thing too far

[raphi @crazeycsgo]

Da hätte Deutschland mal vorrausschauender kolonialisieren müssen. Die Franzosen haben das ja toll vorgemacht.
Ich finde man kann den Case machen, dass Bismarck Schuld ist am Downfall des deutschen Fußballs. #dfb #wm26

[Swaggy Unc, IQ 267 @swaggyunc]

Eating in Mexico coming from England or Scotland has got to be a transcendent experience. Like seeing colors for the first time

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

McNulty S1: I’m a charming maverick

McNulty S2: Fuck this fucking boat

McNulty S3: I have fulfilled my holy purpose of defeating Avon Barksdale

McNulty S4: Hey I’m normal now

McNulty S5: What if I kidnapped a mentally ill homeless guy to fabricate a sexual serial killer

[Blake Griffin @blakegriffin23]

Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.

[LISA🦋 @LISA4drill]

i went to a cat cafe today and all the cats were existing peacefully in their cozy cat utopia except for one ridiculous orange boy who made it his mission to fling his whole body at every other cat who was receiving any attention at all and i was like, yup, on brand

[Scott Barclay @BarclayCard18]

With Alcaraz injured, Sinner melted in the heat and Djokovic being 345 years old, the stage is set for a generational bottle job of an opportunity for Zverev.

[Paul Hundred, GED @paul_hundred]

Cats are beings of great order. If they are anarchists in life, it is because we have failed to create a hierarchy they can respect.

[Catherine Warr @HiddenYorkshire]

not the point really but the creeping use of "could of" instead of "could have" in quasi-official social media statements is a shocking decline in popular literacy

[Jenni Wu @callmeuschi]

Damit ist die Sache für mich vom Tisch

[𝗁𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝗅𝗈𝗋𝖽 𝖿𝖺𝗋𝗊𝗎𝖺𝖺𝖽💂🏾‍♂️ @hoodfarquaad]

this video is actually funny to me because how the fuck are penguins better than humans at organising strikes?