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str8 up my life’s a shit show but feel free to enjoy the ride💋 // scorpio bitch

[alexis a @alexisbeth97]

you know what they say— when you know you know, you know?

[Chloe Hetzel @ChloeHetzel]

the worst part of being single is not having that one go-to person to tell all the little stupid things that happen throughout the day to

[Robert P. @PeoplesCourt79]

YOU have never served a day in your life. I just retired after 21 years of service. Stop telling people why we do it. None of us serve to protect the anthem or a flag. We serve to protect rights. ALL RIGHTS. Stop acting like you understand that better than we do. https://t.co/z5vcyqLZnl

[alexis a @alexisbeth97]

ahahahahahHAHAH im peeing someone needs to stop horse girl @KaitMarieox hunny why u like dis https://t.co/AEokpBXISH

[Kaitlin Bennett @KaitMarieox]

Catch me on @NRATV this morning talking about my challenge to @davidhogg111 to arm wrestle over the fate of the 2nd amendment. Think twig arms will tune in?

[alex @mineifiwildout_]

fellas what basic human emotion are we supressing today to get through the day

[frank @franksdoses]

that’s what true love is. always wanting what’s best for someone, even if that doesn’t include you.

[alexis a @alexisbeth97]

when did the tables table n we became the playas ?

[frank @franksdoses]

i'm literally joking 99% of the time so if u cant handle my sarcasm without getting butthurt then u gotta go

[UnDo 512 @undo512]

if i was really “depressed” would i be able to do this?????

*moves from my bed to the bath an hour and a half after i say i’m going to*

[claire @theclairej4]

@alexisbeth97 love u too mamacita, we need to hang soon !<3

[alexis a @alexisbeth97]

hi @theclairej4 i Love u

[lord crunkington III 🇵🇭 @postcrunk]

me (using marijuana to ease the pain of existence): lol

[Co D. Ranks @CRankinit69]

Switching lanes to pass someone only for that lane to be slower and having to go back behind the original car is the driving equivalent of a walk of shame and I am a SLUT

[lord crunkington III 🇵🇭 @postcrunk]

conservatives (before election): democrats are TRAFFICKING CHILDREN through PIZZA RESTAURANTS and HILLARY CLINTON is personally involved! we must END human trafficking NOW!

conservatives (after ICE loses 1,500 kids to human traffickers): oh well ya know... it happens

[alexis a @alexisbeth97]

@theelisewitmer oh man if you think that’s bad im single, living inbetween my grandparents and dad’s house, and just got fired bc they thought I did acid before work ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[alexis a @alexisbeth97]

i wonder when this next generation grows up if they’ll start using sheets again or if that’s just like a thing of the past

[spochadóir @spochadoir]

If you're so fucking pro-life fuck off home and do something about your backward gun laws you silly Yankee fucks. https://t.co/C6YNLb4zuB

[Mazilankatha @BigInduna]

My 20s taught me to have my own life. Make my plans and people will have to get in where they fit in. Don’t stop or wait or plan around people because they’re, more often than not, unreliable. If I want to do it or see it, I’ll get up and go.