lettuce

go birds. fuck ice. free palestine!

[Philadelphia 76ers @sixers]

LEBRON JAMES IS A PHILADELPHIA 76ER.

[LeBron James @KingJames]

I thought I was done when the season ended. I wasn't ready to announce it, and I knew I needed some time to really decide, but I was pretty sure I played my last game. I was honest at that last press conference when I said I needed to look at myself and deicide if I still love

[pinkie @pinkiepie71]

i am proud of u

[TSA @TSA]

“It’s not on your website”

Oh, ok... apologies, we didn’t realize you were going to bring part of a FIRE HYDRANT to the airport.

[𝓂𝒶𝓇𝒾𝒶 ✴︎ @mariaoarchive]

please don’t underestimate my ability to forget the contents of a book I loved deeply

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

If your cat is curious abt what you're eating always let em have a lil whiff. 9/10 times they don't even wanna eat it they just wanted to know what it was. it's cute

[cav empty @cavempty_]

are the minions unionized

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

i said it's my favorite movie i didn't say it was good

[Dawn 🌙 @upuntil_dawn]

Still you rise I guess

[💗 @ma1ybe]

GREAT WORK LADIES

[dani @kordeilogy]

“I would rather acquire another disability and become deaf than listen to country music” #LoveIslandUSA

[Michelle Maxwell ™ @MichelleMaxwell]

With everything we are hearing right now about ticks this seems like good information to share.

“Here’s what I’ve learned after more ticks than I care to count.
First, whatever your uncle told you, forget it. No matches. No nail polish. No Vaseline. No soap on a cotton ball. All of those do the same terrible thing, they stress the tick out, and a stressed tick empties its gut back into the bite before letting go. Which, if you think about what that actually means for a second, is literally how Lyme and the rest get transmitted so you’re not speeding up its exit. You’re making it throw up into you.
Fine-tipped tweezers. Grip right where the mouthparts enter the skin, not the body, the head. Pull straight up, steady, no twisting, no jerking. It’ll feel like it’s resisting because it is, the mouthparts are barbed. Just keep the pressure on and it lets go in a few seconds. If a piece breaks off in the skin, leave it alone. Your body pushes splinters out. Digging around with a needle does more damage then the fragment ever would.
Clean it with alcohol or soap. Wash your hands.
Now here’s the part most people skip: don’t flush the tick.
Tape it to an index card. Clear packing tape right over the body, write the date and where on your body it was, and stick the card in a drawer. If you come down with anything weird in the next 30 days, rash, fever, joint pain, that flu-that-isn’t-flu feeling, that tick goes with you to the doctor. Some labs will test the tick itself, which is faster and often more reliable than waiting for antibodies to show up in your own blood. A dated tick taped to a card is one of the most useful things you can hand a doctor who’s trying to figure out what’s wrong with you.
The other thing worth saying out loud: if the tick was engorged when you pulled it, and you can’t swear it was off your body within 24 hours, call your doctor that same day. Don’t wait for a rash. Fewer than three out of four Lyme cases even produce the classic bullseye. A single preventive dose of doxycycline within 72 hours of a deer tick bite cuts the Lyme odds way down, and most docs in tick country will write that prescription without giving you a hard time, especially if you walk in with the tick taped to a card and a clear timeline.”

[autist @litteralyme0]

me at 29 years old wondering what job will i do when i grow up

[lexia ⭑.ᐟ & that 🏁 @lixmusicmuse]

the fact that we witnessed this in real time and yet the world is still so silent is absolutely enraging

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

-outfit repeater
- meal repeater
- movie rewatcher
I know what i like

[Meredith Gay 🛋️✨ @MerGarza]

Her name was Kitty… 🧡

[NOVAwx @AwxNov]

You know it’s been cold when 32 degrees and no wind feels like 60