Alexis

cardio 🫀

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

How come Al is inevitable and we need to adapt and accept it, but renewable energy, tackling microplastics and restoring ecosystems are framed as stupid and inconvenient? The gaslighting from the 1% is top tier.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Modern billionaires are just so tacky. Go endow a library. Fund research and get your name on a cancer center. Sponsor an eccentric polymath who’s obsessed with marble. Build a museum. Fund public parks. Back climate research. Create something that outlives your ego.

[MLB @MLB]

The @BlueJays score 5 runs in the 8th to take a 3rd consecutive game against the Red Sox!

[Sportsnet @Sportsnet]

It was an absolute honour 🫡

Thank you for everything, Gaus 💙

[CityNews Toronto @CityNewsTO]

The Canadian Food Inspection Agency has issued a nationwide recall of Hershey Kisses due to the potential presence of undeclared almonds. https://t.co/RnXkq10g6S

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I’m not even going to hold your hand when I say this, but the data centres are not for your dumb AI chatbot. They’re for a global mass surveillance system, and it starts with those cunting Flock cameras.

[Nick @DubsByNick]

Man this one hurts 💔

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

"There's no way you can write a ten page paper without chatGPT"
WE COULD LITERALLY DO EVERYTHING THAT EVER HAPPENED IN HUMAN HISTORY WITHOUT CHATGPT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

It’s remarkable that you can say Jurassic Park has “no big themes” when Jeff Goldblum looks directly into the camera and says, “Worship of technology with no limits or ethical restraints will be the ruin of humanity.”

[Ishaan Tharoor @ishaantharoor]

Ah, it all makes much more sense now.

[ًᵗᵒ @tosports13]

i need the blue jays to start playing every game like his life is on the line because it is💔

[alex 🇨🇦🍉 @BiniIrl]

"We know exactly who is sexually harassing women at work on a regular basis but we still don't really wanna fire you" is a good bit

[Alleria 🇨🇦 Political & News Commentary @alleria_eh]

I'm starting to believe a bunch of you would get ID chips implanted in you if the government convinced you it was for your safety

[Lee (Greater) @shortmagsmle]

Accidentally re-inventing “thinking” from first principles

[Chris Selley @cselley]

The City of Toronto ... was scalping tickets?

[zupa grochowa @Grochowa2]

It’s cool that Canada is slashing budgets for the public sector and just kinda hoping that AI will be able to provide those services, while these massive companies are shutting down their AI use because it costs so much fucking money

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Scientists were warning us about the dangers of melting polar ice caps and how the loss of Arctic ice impacts the entire world, and we had a small window to try to correct it, only for AI centres to pop up everywhere and, check notes, destroy the planet at an even faster rate?

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“How did we go from paper straws to data centres?”

Because no one listened to the environmentalists who said unchecked corporate pollution was the bigger issue.

[pizza @pizzadrienne]

the toronto blue jays are a truly insane baseball team. wdym half ur team is injured, you’ve got some random guy pitching, but you’re winning because a guy named charles mcadoo got a home run in his first mlb game

[Blue Raspberry Grower @notthatkhalid]

Fuck off, unless there’s a story like this about how much the military loses, this is just manufacturing consent for further privatization of public services