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knows me better than I know myself.

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@HalfwayPost It's not them that's doing it

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Hey assholes in DC, people are getting sick from eating food and not getting immunized, wake the fuck up!

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"La niño mal" means nothing

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Not today! #argentina

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Hitting the post or crossbar is a bad omen in this tournament.#worldcup

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"I just need 11,000 votes." Remember when that was no big deal?

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VAR take me away!

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Selectively, even

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I'm pretty sure #offsides calls are being electively made. @WorldCup

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Anyone else sick of all the hate?

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Vamos! #paraguay

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@Wheddsta Bye then

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@tjmanotoc Whatever they're doing in training is working!

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@MartinDandach There was a request to specifically have them not compete in exchange for Italy

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Can't imagine the celebrations all over the world... but he World Cup is awesome

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@shaunvlog_ I hear they've tried...

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The pronunciation of Türkiye is Kiev all over again.

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@LeahRay44 It's a simple recipe:
Fat,
Sugar,
Gristle,
Add cheese
and/or deep fry everything else.

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So I can just watch the World Cup on my phone in bed. Mind blown.