Lex

[ᴵᵗ’ˢ ʸᵃ ᴮᵒⁱ ᶜᵒˡᵗ @yocolten]

What has a stronger bond gorilla glue or matt schultz and his phone

[Lex @AlexisH448]

I am friend. 🥴

[Ericka @bartendericka]

Some dude lied to one of my friends last night and told her he was the daytime bar manager at the Windbreak, just so he could talk to her.

Weird flex, but also no one wants to fuck a daytime bar manager LMAOOOOOOO

[it’s just meera @meeracleshappen]

every day I wake up and say “I’m tired of this grandpa” and every day the universe says “that’s too damn bad”

[Lex @AlexisH448]

@JarvJarvBink I’ve seen better

[d @dianazamoraxox]

"are you ok" bro i eat one meal a day at 5pm don't ask me if im ok

[Lex @AlexisH448]

Just learned being blacked out is now called being “Schultzed”. Tell the others. @MattSchultz5

[Roddy Ricch @RoddyRicch]

having no expectations means no disappointments

[Lex @AlexisH448]

I’m probably doing better than you two are... @Dessirae_Smith @MattSchultz5

[Lex @AlexisH448]

Imagine how poppin the bars are going to be the day quarantine ends. That’s what’s getting me through.

[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

america: i love staying home. there’s so much to do but i just wanna watch netflix in bed. i’m so antisocial. canceling plans gets me off

america during a pandemic: i will never let a fatally contagious virus tell me how to live my life, especially during happy hour

[Morgan Vogt @MorganVogt99]

States are closing bars..
Farmers will find a cure for the coronavirus in the next 48 hours.

Things just got personal.

[Lex @AlexisH448]

@MattSchultz5 Go home

[Lex @AlexisH448]

I blame the fact that my car is out of alignment solely on the curb entering the parking lot across from Sports Bar.

[Max @MaxFoss]

So the real question.... are bars going to be closing too?

[Matt Schultz @MattSchultz5]

I love my friends

[Lex @AlexisH448]

@MattSchultz5 : “yeah it’s actually fairly nice out” 🥴