Alexis

WCU 23

[Alexis @alexishoffecker]

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[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

this pandemic has melted my brain every human interaction feels like talking to my crush in 8th grade

[Alexis @alexishoffecker]

Happy birthday to my soul sista/ roommate/mom, ily 👩🏽‍🤝‍👩🏼🤍 @elenaandrews01

[Alexis @alexishoffecker]

I’m literally begging y’all to wear your mask. Coming from a CNA who is witnessing the death of so many elderly receiving no affection in their last moments on this earth. This shit is real.

[Alexis @alexishoffecker]

Happy heavenly birthday momma, what I would give to have you show me a “meme” one last time ❤️

[Helen Muthafucking Charles @helenchrls]

He don’t care sis. Don’t even post the quote. Just go to sleep.

[eva @evaluvz]

Only person stressing me out right now is ME because I want so much better for myself.

[dell @UnkleDellbot]

They thought i was gay when i bought the honda civic.

[Alexis @alexishoffecker]

I be judging by the mind and heart, I ain’t really into faces

[Alexis @alexishoffecker]

Never take criticism from someone you wouldn’t take advice from

[hanna @hannajobaby]

when you stop talking to me, stop talking about me too

[Joe McPherson @pb_joeytime]

And now for my next trick I’m going to ✨pass away✨

[Lil Baby @whamcbfw4]

Just cause you lost me as a friend , don’t mean you gained me as an enemy !

[Joey⚡️ @joeygllghr]

I was an intern for the Ellen show and one time on set Ellen pointed at my chest my chest and said “there’s something on ur shirt” and I looked down and she flicked my nose. Then I said “haha ohhh you got me, good one Ellen” and then she shot me in the chest with a rifle

[BIG SALMON @BigRuSantana]

2020 was like “I know a place” ... and took us to hell.

[338Jay ✞ @Dareal338jay]

I knew I matured when I was okay with nobody knowing my side of the story.

[Alexis @alexishoffecker]

@HueyJudson Oh now I’m embarrassed

[Alexis @alexishoffecker]

You know how we all pretended we didn’t want braces growing up but really we had a serious obsession w them

[Rachelle @rachellemaust]

Just because I carry it well, doesn’t mean it isn’t heavy

[Alexis @alexishoffecker]

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