lex

And when the sky and ground combine, im feelin more than fine

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

All roads lead to Derry.#ItWelcomeToDerry is coming this October to HBO Max.
@StreamOnMax

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

Who wore it better??? 🤡

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

What if this is normal and next year is like “omg last year was great.”

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

I wish I could go to Denny's and get a Moons Over My Hammy. I won't say I'd kill for that, but almost.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Is it true that if a person eats enough mayonnaise, their stay at the Mayo Clinic is free? (It's probably true because I read it on the Internet.)

[lex @alexislreilly]

heart is in the right place, brain is in the dirt

[juicy j @therealjuicyj]

What does entanglement mean?

[GL @gldivittorio]

Somewhere behind this photo Kim Kardashian and Grimes are having a painfully forced conversation

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

Hi anxiety, how are ya???

[Andy Milonakis @andymilonakis]

Empathy seems like the most underrated character trait, too many sociopaths

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

the time has arrived

[lex @alexislreilly]

@jill_brandy People can be so gross... I’m sorry for your loss Jill ❤️

[lex @alexislreilly]

Awesome!❤️🍻

[Miller Lite @MillerLite]

We’re donating $1,000,000 to help the bar and restaurant workers suddenly without pay. If you can, please join us and donate to the @USBGNCF Bartender Emergency Assistance Program. Every virtual tip helps. #VirtualTipJar

[lex @alexislreilly]

Just got my @westcotttheater Ticket and saved $ doing it. Get yours https://t.co/FHkP8RAvdq

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

“I don’t wanna bother you but—“

Too late!

[GL @gldivittorio]

All I want out of an employer is that they fly me somewhere. They can fly me to a small town in Idaho, I don’t care. I want that sense of importance. I want that economy Marriott suite.

[Joe Rumrill @2tonbug]

Don’t even THINK about “honey”ing me if you’ve shrunk the damn kids...

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

BIG DIFFERENCE

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Y'all: people are too violent these days

[200 years ago]

Guy: There's a hanging in the town square at 2, let's take the kids, make a day of it