Alexis Mundy

100% of my dates are a waste of makeup.

[Alexis Mundy @alexismundy]

@nycgov what a shock I got disconnected AGAIN.

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@nycgov been on hold for the SECOND time for over two hours trying to speak to city tax department. Come. On.

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Laugh with me this Saturday! Stand-up, sketches, taped pieces, and topical jokes! DM me for zoom information!

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https://t.co/A0MYI0kF6b

#SurpriseMaskBenefits #MaskHumor #MundyNight @MaskUp @vinitmahedia @Far_fromNormal1

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@doxiebaby @Far_fromNormal1 @doxiebaby thank you for the tip! i have so much to learn :)

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I'm taking bets on which year a Kardashian will be President.

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During a recent at-home Supreme Court hearing, someone flushed a toilet. But if you listen really carefully, you can hear Brett Kavanaugh yelling “chug, chug, chug!”

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Is there a way to get a tip jar on zoom?

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The brightside is that we are gonna be so prepared when this happens again.

In the fall.

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We can't gather in more than groups of 10. I'll see y'all at my upcoming comedy shows. #coronavirus

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Can the New York State Prisoners also come and clean my apartment?

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Normally, no one cares about Iowa. Tonite, everyone cares about Iowa. It’s like me in my family... Every 4 years I get one night of attention.

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Some call it “work”. I call it “hiding in the stairwell”.

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My dad asks me a question then walks away.
“Dad, why do you do that?!”
“Because, Alexis. I want you to feel like I care, but I really don’t give a shit.” #therapy #daddyissues #notajoke #butfunny

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What a fun weekend making my parents cry every time I said “OKAY BOOMER”.

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Lmk if you find any. #blackfriday #daddyissues

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This thanksgiving I’m grateful for my dysfunctional family.... for providing my comedy material. #gratitude

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Coconut water tastes like it’s already been drank.

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Who is this cutie and how can I get his number?
#lookingforlove #ImpeachmentHearing