Alexis Peake

You know what’s better than quality? Equality.

[Alexis Peake @Alexissonfire]

One thing I will never relate to is housewives in shows coming home and grabbing the half drank bottle of wine.

~half~

[Alexis Peake @Alexissonfire]

Can’t get enough of these two (most days) 😂

[Alexis Peake @Alexissonfire]

@kmpietrz

[Alexis Peake @Alexissonfire]

@kmpietrz

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

So humiliating when I go get ice cream with people who order flavors like Earl Gray or Lavender or Lemon and then my greedy ass orders like Chocolate Chipper Double Dipper Brownie Explosion Landslide

[Alexis Peake @Alexissonfire]

@rrodriquezIII I would off myself

[Alexis Peake @Alexissonfire]

Wish I could go back to LA with nick peake and listen to reggae from sun up to sun down. Cali vibes 🤍

[The G.L.O.A.T. @LakeSuperior]

I don't ever want to see these shoes on my beaches.

[Alexis Peake @Alexissonfire]

I’ve been manifesting seeing Eminem surprise guest at a concert I’m at for YEARS. You could not have ever convinced me it was going to be Ed Sheeran. I’m so jealous 😭😭😭

[megan @chismosavirus]

sometimes a sandwich with pesto in it is enough to stop the voices

[Alexis Peake @Alexissonfire]

@EMdocinabox @GrrlMD @thatERguy Espresso and tonic is the new pre workout

[Alexis Peake @Alexissonfire]

@Brefka32 👀 call em out

[Elle 🍀 Outlander S7 @displaceintime]

IAN JAMES?????????? #OutlanderAtMidnight

[Alexis Peake @Alexissonfire]

@Theezos I’m so sorry for your loss Zoë, sending you so much love!!!

[Alexis Peake @Alexissonfire]

Hi yes I’d like to order the 72 hour coma please with the Tempur-pedic add on and white noise. Thank you

[Alexis Peake @Alexissonfire]

@bethanyshondark Literally no one fucking cared or asked you where you got your godamn ice cream from. Get a fucking hobby.

[Alexis Peake @Alexissonfire]

@nrherzog @bethanyshondark Omggg and they look so cute and happy 😭😭 people are fucking miserable

[Alexis Peake @Alexissonfire]

@peeeyyy Lmaooo right!!! Like so cringe

[Alexis Peake @Alexissonfire]

I’m gonna say something a little controversial, I hate stand up comedy. It feels so forced and I never think it’s funny