lex

surround yourself with only the best

[bayareajonas✨ @BayAreaJonas]

camp rock on their way to intimidate camp star

[awalmartparkinglot ✨🪩🕺🏼🖤 @awalmartparking]

I think people who “like” bloody Mary’s are lying

Cold vodka tomato soup? Let’s be serious

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

If twitter shuts down I think you all should know that I don't even work for AriZona. Someone just left this account logged into a Macbook at the Apple Store in Queens and I've been using it ever since

[Lai💔 @laybeonthat]

As I stroll on TikTok, I keep seeing parents video their children reacting to The Little Mermaid trailer. So instead of focusing so much on the negative, I thought I’d show a thread of the little black kids who are excited to see their favorite princess look like them.

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BlTCH FYM HOW 😭😭😭

[chase @_chase_____]

“gummy vitamins are useless” oh i didn’t realize having a regularly scheduled scrumptious little morsel was “useless” but ok

[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

everyone loves when nicolas cage steals the declaration of independence but trump steals ONE OR TWO nuclear codes and everyones like whoooooaaa you gottttttta give those back

[rebekah @rebekah_e_s]

Husband grabbed bagel sandwiches for breakfast (hunting)

I stayed in bed liking TikToks for us to watch later (gathering)

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

The lottery is the only time a regular person can become a billionaire and the only time a billionaire will pay the legal tax rate.

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

If you’re going to go on Fox, this is how you do it.

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

united states mcflurry machine

🤝

not working for the people

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Angry White males under the age of 21 are allowed to purchase weapons of war no problem, but Women will be prosecuted for making health decisions to save their own lives.

THAT IS BULLSHIT.

[NHL @NHL]

They’re a 10 but they don’t think the #StanleyCup is the greatest trophy in sports.

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

"Leave it up to the states" was also the pro-slavery argument in the 1800s.

[Matt Lindner @mattlindner]

The CEO of Dick’s Sporting Goods on LinkedIn

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

I’m telling you this time is going to be different

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

god this is powerful

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

florida high school class president zander moricz was told by his school that they would cut his microphone if he said “gay” in his grad speech, so he replaced gay with “having curly hair.” i am in awe