alex johns

[alex johns @alexjohnss]

i never get on twitter any more

[Ashh ✨ @ashhnicolee02]

God puts his strongest people through the worst because he knows we will be okay.

[alex johns @alexjohnss]

I love it when someones laugh is funnier than the joke

[alex johns @alexjohnss]

Just because something good ends doesn't mean something better won't begin.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

When a male honey bee climaxes during sex, his testicles explode and he dies.

[alex johns @alexjohnss]

@wolffhaleyyy Sometimes you have to forget what you feel and remember what you deserve.

[alex johns @alexjohnss]

@wolffHALEYYY head not heart. Thinking with your heart always gets you fucked over.

[alex johns @alexjohnss]

"@wolffHALEYYY: Leave it to me to give the people that treat me like shit EVERYTHING I have" I feel you girl

[And Why Am I Single? @AndWhyAmISingle]

I wanted to be a wedding crasher but I ended up at weddings and only crashing the bar #AndWhyAmISingle

[Sassy Girl Problems @SassyGirlsProbs]

If you only complain about your boyfriend to your friends OF COURSE they aren't going to like him.

[alex johns @alexjohnss]

Being the only one awake for hours <<<<

[D.j. Rhea @Mellow_Dan19]

You look like the grudge bitch

[alex johns @alexjohnss]

@littlemeghann sorry I didn't come last night I went to a bonfiree but I really need us to have a chat cuz we have to catch up forreal

[alex johns @alexjohnss]

Haven't been on Twitter in a while.

[Meghan Young @littlemeghann]

I'm so fuckin pissed off. do people not understand your phone will break if they text you 200 times in 10 minutes. #angrrrry