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I had to answer a security question that was “what was the name of your first boyfriend” to a real person on the phone and I got it wrong

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@wowzowee Someone with high LDL should drink like three a day for a month and see if their results change (I doubt it…)

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@cornoisseur It also makes it difficult to fully see into a train car and check if it’s safe before entering! I hate them

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@MarcosSOTS Yeah and also those skate decks 👀👀

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@badomenscult

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@SOTSPodcast And if I said barricade at metalcore shows are just as dead these days 🫢

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@MarcosSOTS I’m wondering if it will cost more or less than my bring me tickets for the same venue here in Chicago 😬😀

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@EL3CTRICHEARTS @CamSakura21 FWIW, only the UC is a live nation venue, Allstate is not (but who knows lol)

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@SOTSPodcast He’s the Jack Antonoff of metalcore

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@SOTSPodcast Getting genuinely pissed about this is the litmus test for taking metalcore too seriously lol

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@MarcosSOTS The call is coming from inside the house 😂

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@ellaftcinema @s1nkyourteeth I paid like $150 for seats right next to the pit when BMTH played Barclays. These same seats are $400 for ST 😅

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@SOTSPodcast Did I lowkey predict this era

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@SOTSPodcast Ok I was wrong 🥳 chicago is safe

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@SOTSPodcast This seems like it might be a b market tour? RIP Chicago, NYC and LA

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@SOTSPodcast They need to turn down the baseball noises

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@mcdamanda plz

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@MarcosSOTS Ahh ok, yeah you might be right

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@SOTSPodcast They should pay you guys a commission, this is high value unpaid media marketing that’s for sure boosting shirt sales haha

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@metalcorestrug These are the weird things we said within the safety of Tumblr about Edward Cullen….when we were 12