Alex

05/18 ❤️

[kar @bustitopen420]

“Kids shouldn’t be into politics” and politicians shouldn’t be into kids but yet here we are

[Complex @Complex]

Ethan Hawke on whether he likes to eat in bed.

“Is it bad to eat in bed? The question is, to eat what?… I like to eat in bed, but I don’t eat food.”

[prance @bocxtop]

im in seattle n someone just got on the loudspeaker and said they inventing a new gender tn then repeated it in perfect spanish woke 2.0 goin crazy

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

This uniform matchup would be ELITE.

[Barstool Are Dee Tee @editti22]

Is Flacco frozen?

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

Malik Willis has a Fallout style HUD in his helmet where he can see another 500k get added to his bank account with every completion over 15 yards

[awlivv @awlivv69]

rt if you fucking hate AI

[Mike Rundle @flyosity]

Users on TikTok realizing they can just copy and paste the "redacted" text from Epstein file PDFs to read what it says

[alex @onyxcoins]

.@elonmusk I fucking hate you. There’s no amount of hate that can surpass the hate that I have for you. You are a scumbag of a human. A traitor to humanity and a criminal hellbent on ruining America. You will rue the day when everyone will know how sick and incomprehensibly evil you truly are. I hate you bro. I be genuinely hate you. You’re a terrible father. A terrible husband and a terrible human. You may have the money but what are you without it? Fuck you and I HOPE you never find peace in this life and in the hereafter.

[Neb | 🏳️‍🌈 @NebsGoodTakes]

Aliens in the Attic (2009)

[BAD IDEA 🦅🪐 @Plutopresido123]

I hate it when I do math about where my money went, and it all adds up . No one robbed me .I didn't lose it ..it was really all me

[prance @bocxtop]

elon’s ketamine plug needs to put in work today, we can have him admit election interference and put this app up for sale by tonight if bro locks in

[Ben Cohen @YoBenCohen]

I told Congress they're killing poor kids in Gaza by buying bombs, and they're paying for it by kicking poor kids off Medicaid in the US. This was the authorities' response.

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 @KLobstar]

LIE ON YOUR RESUME, LIE IN YOUR INTERVIEW, GOOGLE HOW TO DO YOUR JOB IF YOU GET HIRED, YOUR BOSS DOESN’T KNOW WHAT THEY’RE DOING EITHER, LIE, HAVE YOUR FRIEND PRETEND TO BE YOUR OLD BOSS AND GIVE YOU A GOOD REFERRAL, LIE ON LINKEDIN

[Outlander Magazine @StreetFashion01]

The Rizzler for Yuri Sport (2025)

[(Gone for a while) Amanditas 🎩🍉 @Amanditas4]

"White people have no culture."

Meanwhile, white people: