I know a lot about writing comedy, so I bought a giant, unprofitable shoe store. I fired many employees and decided to charge Stephen King $8 a month to come to my store. Things are going badly and I believe it is the fault of a left-leaning powerful clown in upstate NY.
Memo to the media: Please don't say inflation is at a 40-year high without also mentioning that corporate profits are at a 70-year high. Give the people the full picture.
Actresses that never played Jerry Seinfeld’s date and the storyline they probably would’ve had.
Mariska Hargitay, “Amy”, a local weather woman. Jerry breaks up with her because she’s wrong about the weather one weekend. (Jerry misses a Mets game)