A.G.G

Isn't it wierd you're reading this in your head

[$$$ @fwedesignerx]

Texting a babe that’s not in proximity to fuck is a huge waste of time.

[Flowz @Flowzxacc]

Me watching my friends having fun at my wedding while I have to sit with my wife 😭

[Toxichoodboys @toxichoodboys]

Imagine in the 1700s riding 3 days to see her & there’s another horse outside.

[The xG Philosophy @xGPhilosophy]

Arsenal conceded 0.00(xGOT) against Liverpool.

[San Marino Fútbol 🇸🇲 @SanMarinoTeam]

@ManUtd We would like to play a match against you, please. 🙏🇸🇲

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Man United fans who passed away in 2013

[ifollowincels @therealdangers]

I’m deadass serious guys how do I get pussy

[A.G.G @alexleki5]

@JOSHUAO39448356 @maxsmitho4 @MulaMoraes @WaruiJohn2 At some point it was bigger than El Classico.. especially during barca days of Auba, Depay and Adama.. That was El classico's darkest days.. Same period CityPool was a classic.

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City found guilty on virtually all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. #MCFC expected to appeal against verdict issued by independent commission. Sanctions undecided, process ongoing @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/Muxqp4beK9

[Peniel. @PenielThoy_]

just finished watching the first season of Game Of Thrones, and i’m genuinely wondering how a human brain can create this level of fiction.

[drw💭 @kendrrw]

if i’m ever kidnapped to be tortured for information, they’re getting a full presentation with slides idc

[Zainab @_zmc_x]

Washing machine minutes are not real life minutes

[Grimsby Town F.C. @officialgtfc]

@UTDTrey

[dolo @doloyeung]

Playing online chess has moved me from having no opinion on Indonesians to regarding them as amongst the most dishonourable people on earth

[P @Pjustgotback]

Whoever this bitch was with before me use to let her disobey direct orders

[one @ONE_AMN]

Their fans hyped this game up so much just for them to leave with 0.35xg and 0 big chances created 🥀

[lilo @heavenslt]

dating in your later 20’s sucks cause everyone has that one ex

[s @velliikudii]

i agree with andrew garfield saying if you spend enough time with someone you can fall in love with anyone, i believe in that too

[Kevin not DeBruyne @MarcusSsenkezi]

“You hate Manchester United too”

[naiive @naiivememe]

single moms when they see a successful 30 yo man with no kids