I'llMakeYouSmile

Girl. Adrenlin junkie. Shark biologist. Dentist. Dreamer. Muso.

[I'llMakeYouSmile @AlexMacras]

Lufthansa you couldn’t FUCK IT UP worse if you tried. Shocking shocking service for loyal long haul customers. Never never again. #Lufthansa #ineptitude #fuckupbeyondallrecognition

[I'llMakeYouSmile @AlexMacras]

@marmite Any way they choose … #bornlover

[I'llMakeYouSmile @AlexMacras]

@SmoothRadio …. Does this answer your question about Marmite? #lovernothater

[LostSharkGuy @lostsharksguy]

Exciting news from Taiwan! 1st record of pregnant Goblin Shark w/ 6 near-term embryos. Listen to the latest #BeyondJaws #Podcast to learn more about Taiwan's amazing shark diversity! @podLewin @saveourseas @VickySharky #LostShark Found #LostSharkGuy https://t.co/NKEk04SMSi

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Phrases that mean nothing will happen:

Leave it with me
I’ll have a word
I’ll see what I can find
I’ll see what I can do
Consider it done!
I’ll make some calls
I’ll think about it
Certainly a possibility
Let’s come back to that
Good idea
I’ll let you know!
We’ll see
I’ll check it out
Noted
Maybe
I’ll get back to you on that
Could do, could do…
I’ll take that on board
Let’s park that for now
It’s on my list
I’ll definitely keep it in mind
Watch this space!
Hold that thought
I’m doing it as we speak
Might see you down there
Text me the details
I’ll look into it

[I'llMakeYouSmile @AlexMacras]

@Charcoal622 @IAML_UK_IRL @robertjwhitney @ViktoriaMullova @EssaysConcern 🤣🤦🏻‍♀️🤣

[I'llMakeYouSmile @AlexMacras]

@annalapwood @ClassicFM @RoyalAlbertHall We were there … and it was 💥SPECTACULAR 💥. Fabulous, fabulous concert. Bravi tutti 👏🏻. #goosebumps #gänzerhaut #RAH #ClassicFMLive #mindblown #soundwaveprozac

[I'llMakeYouSmile @AlexMacras]

@ClassicFM @annalapwood @RoyalAlbertHall @BSOrchestra @KKarabits @atharaud Was there. WOW!!! Just W-O-W. Spectacular 🎆🎇

[Andre Kramer @Und_Bitte]

Stell dir vor Du hast Hitler überlebt, Politik von Churchill gelernt, 70 Jahre die wichtigsten / einflussreichsten Politiker getroffen & im Amt vereidigt oder entlassen und die letzten beiden, die dich besuchen, sind Boris Johnson und Liz Truss.
Queen #QueenElizabeth

[I'llMakeYouSmile @AlexMacras]

Yes, there are angels on earth 🤎👼🏻#pupdate #BellaBean #CheBella

[4ocean @4ocean]

Check out this orca cruising through a kelp forest 🌊

🎥: @stevedeneef

[I'llMakeYouSmile @AlexMacras]

Yep.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

What usually happens when someone tells you “it’ll be fun!”

You get cold
You get wet
You get skint
You get bored
You get damaged
You lose a phone/wallet
You fall out with someone
You get whiplash
You ruin your shoes
You get ripped off
You try to leave early

[I'llMakeYouSmile @AlexMacras]

@Jillibean62 Nope. Faaasssssst asleep 😆😍

[I'llMakeYouSmile @AlexMacras]

It’s a hard life alright 💙 #GeneralGuster #pupdate #loveliveson

[I'llMakeYouSmile @AlexMacras]

@Sarah_racewear That he most certainly is. He’s. LOVIN’ life in general and he is very, VERY spoilt. But SOOOOO cute. And funny. And generally just utterly gawjuss 💙

[I'llMakeYouSmile @AlexMacras]

@SoVeryBritish Tell them how well they’re looking.

[I'llMakeYouSmile @AlexMacras]

@SoVeryBritish Ooooooh LOVELY.

[I'llMakeYouSmile @AlexMacras]

@katebevan I think you meant to say “is Liz Truss capable of delivering a sentence …”

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Translating "carpe diem" as "treat yourself to a slightly more expensive cheese than usual”

[I'llMakeYouSmile @AlexMacras]

@RamblingGenes No, just being Gus 😂😍