alex malady

just chilling in cedar rapids (south central pa)
opinions = my own. 🥨

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Sometimes you're eating a salad and it feels like it's never going to end

[grace @gracefishlove]

I get rlly frightened when the washing machine gets to the scary part

[BuccoCapital Bloke @buccocapital]

Everyone always talking about “talent density” in Silicon Valley when we really should be talking about how 80% of pretzels in America come from a small region of Pennsylvania

[aly ★ @dornestark]

That gap in my resume is from when I was in the Night’s Watch

[Lil Samsquanch @lilsamsquanch66]

Been drinking pretty much only Diet Coke to save water for Claude

[mary @elaine_stritch]

hey the girls and I are gonna come up to the lab and see what’s on the slab later if you’re free

[Hollywood Deals @LocalDingus]

the mold growing in my water bottle said you would say that

[mindy🌷 @mindyisser]

i do. pennsylvania excellence

[Schaffrillas @Schaffrillas]

What’s the US’s “fourth” city. NYC, LA, and Wilmington Delaware are pretty clearly the top 3 but the 4th is more ambiguous. I feel like the main contenders are probably Chicago, Phoenix, Seattle, or maybe Reading PA

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

Sam Darnold you need to begin the ascension of Woke 2.0 tonight by defeating the fascist paramilitary force known as the "New England Patriots" tonight

the whole country is counting on you

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

The nostalgia cycle is now 24 hours. I’m wearing yesterday’s outfit in an ironic nod to yesterday’s style

[subscribe to the state of the league patreon @JoestarJokic]

crazy how if this country kills you the highest level of government immediately starts a coordinated smear campaign

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

only trust lesbians and trust them implicitly.

[dia @veilsguard]

i have a wonderful generative tool. it's called my brain

[dylan @sp1derg1rl]

this everlark shit is for life

[mina ✮⋆˙ @minabreis]

chatgpt open in this beautiful space, horrid

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

This one's for the East Wing you son of a bitch