I love Pakistan
why?
Because your email agency is probably outsourcing to Pakistan
paying them £8/hour to write your flows
while charging you £3,000/month
here's how the scam works:
the Klaviyo specialist who "built flows for 8-figure brands"?
18 years old in Lahore watching YouTube tutorials
nothing against Pakistan btw
but your agency isn't hiring the brilliant ones
they're hiring whoever's cheapest
and you're paying premium rates for junior execution
this is why your email revenue stays at 9-12% no matter what they do
because they're following the same generic YouTube playbook everyone else is
meanwhile the REAL email operators are doing this:
→ multi-step forms with strategic incentives (not "10% off")
→ abandoned cart sequences with 4 triggers, not 2
→ SMS integration at exact right moments (not spam)
→ segmentation from day one (not after 10K subscribers)
→ profit-maximizing campaigns (not discount training wheels)
we generated £239,895 for a client in 30 days
62% total revenue increase
from a list that was completely cold
no discounts blasted, no spam, no "limited time 40% off"
just strategic flows and campaigns that actually understand buyer psychology
the difference?
i'm in the account every single day
not a Pakistani 18-year-old watching "Klaviyo tutorial 2025"
not some random VA who's running 30 other clients
me. personally. in your Klaviyo account.
most agencies just want you to stay long enough that the cancellation feels awkward
we want you making so much money from email that raising our rates doesn't even register
which is exactly what's happening
90% retention rate across 100+ brands
because when email is driving £200K+/month, you don't care about the £3K agency fee
when your email drives £0, every pound feels expensive
so yeah, fire your agency
or at minimum ask them where their team is actually located
and if they hesitate for even half a second, you already know
@mannybarbas_ This is the hard truth. Dashboards don’t equal profit. If you don’t understand attribution, you’re just paying platforms to take credit for sales you already earned.
@bahdcoder Same cycle again. Tools commoditize basics, not real skill. Devs move up the stack to systems, architecture, and outcomes. Adapt or get left shipping what anyone can copy.
@SumitM_X You don’t need to build all 10.
You need to explain when and why to use them.
If you can clearly explain 5–7 with real examples, you’re ahead of most backend devs.
@jimheskel Simple setups close deals.
Clients don’t pay for polish, they pay for outcomes.
Most businesses aren’t stuck on tools, they’re stuck on overthinking.
@victor_bigfield Facts. Builders love tools, but they rarely pay.
Boring niches pay for relief, not features.
Painkillers win, pivots are part of the game.
@johnrush Freedom isn’t about scale, it’s about control.
Small niche, real problem, fast builds, organic growth boring on paper, unbeatable in real life.