alex noodle

Actor of screen and smaller screens.
Hammer. walls dog. All my views my own etc...

[alex noodle @alexnoodle]

@piersmorgan As Classy as them that tweet...always one to talk about poor taste you're equating a war (where many young men died) to a football match?

[Jono Read @jonoread]

Your da's taking the football result well...

[alex noodle @alexnoodle]

@CraigHope_DM Bollocks

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@piersmorgan Showing your tactical brain there

[alex noodle @alexnoodle]

@piersmorgan Do you watch Football ?

[Levelling down @LevellingDown]

Nigel farage laying flowers in Haytor yesterday.

See how he gives the assembled press pack the nod that says he's about to begin his performace.

aaaand action...

[alex noodle @alexnoodle]

@piersmorgan did you post about that? and Rob Reiner?

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@piersmorgan

[alex noodle @alexnoodle]

@piersmorgan Something I didn't have on my friday bingo card

[alex noodle @alexnoodle]

@EmilyTaylorTips please

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Okay here’s another one.

[alex noodle @alexnoodle]

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[Stephen Merchant @StephenMerchant]

Let my appearance on American Dad be a warning to you, don’t sneak into a beam… ever!

[Amber Woods @AmberWoods100]

I am not suicidal.
I will not be in the future.
There is no chance I will ever kill myself.
Over.

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

BREAKING: Trump has released photographic proof that his American State Fair is absolutely packed. Some are calling it the largest crowd ever assembled.
#SharpieGate

[edgarwright @edgarwright]

Happy 100th birthday Mel Brooks!

A centenary of laughs. The Producers, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, Silent Movie, High Anxiety and many, many more. Thanks for the inspiration and endless joy.

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Today is Mel Brooks' 100th Birthday!

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

Stop and digest this…

I know it’s relentless and heartbreaking

But don’t just scroll past.

[alex noodle @alexnoodle]

@Chelsearory Or Bowen

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@supertanskiii @SarahForRuncorn Reforms secret weapon