Alexis🌻

[Alexis🌻 @alexowitz]

@panerabread received a dry erase marker instead of my cookie in my lunch today. Lol 🤣

[Alexis🌻 @alexowitz]

#RealestPersonOnEarth

[Alexis🌻 @alexowitz]

Go M's #SeaUsRise #barkatthepark

[Alexis🌻 @alexowitz]

@Starbucks when you say a store is open the lobby should be open too the whole point of ordering on the mobile app is so I don't have to wait for the drive-through

[Alexis🌻 @alexowitz]

@WagWalking what happened to your customer support line? It's absolutely disappeared. I need help and I've been trying to get out for over four hours but there's no human able to help me and your little robot just goes in circles that I've been dealing with for four fucking hours

[Alexis🌻 @alexowitz]

@Lowes extended warranty is useless Waited a week from breakage to appt 8-5 window at 3:30 was told appt was canceled 4 days earlier. I didnt cancel and was not notified. So i was stuck in my house all day and missed making money at work. Now i have to wait a 2nd wk 4 new appt🤬

[Alexis🌻 @alexowitz]

when you have money to burn and @audible_com has an 85% off sale. I think I literally just bought like 200+ books 😳🤪

[The Royal Family @RoyalFamily]

The Queen died peacefully at Balmoral this afternoon.

The King and The Queen Consort will remain at Balmoral this evening and will return to London tomorrow.

[Alexis🌻 @alexowitz]

@TMZofficiall She hasn’t died yet.

[Alexis🌻 @alexowitz]

@Delta one of my fav local photographers took this the other day here at SEA 😍

📷: Sigma Sreedharan

[Alexis🌻 @alexowitz]

@AirbnbHelp No actual help from AirBnB they don’t care that the guest is blackmailing and trying to extort me for money for a better review for a problem that they made up. What an absolute joke of a company 🙄

[Alexis🌻 @alexowitz]

@Airbnb So apparently AirBnB doesn’t give a shit when a guest blackmails a host for money because they didn’t want to listen to the house rules and then they give a completely false review because the host declined paying the new blackmail money 🤬

[Alexis🌻 @alexowitz]

Thanks to the @JambaJuice employee who helped me out when I drunk ordered some Jamba yesterday 🫣 (I obviously didn’t pick it up since I didn’t know that I had ordered anything) but since I had already paid for it when I came into the store today they honored my order. 🥰🥤

[Alexis🌻 @alexowitz]

@XPOCustomerCare Day 58 🙄

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@XPOLogistics lost my $3k @LGUS fridge for over a month and now that they FINALLY found it they refuse to complete the order. My fridge is now hostage. I have reported this scam company to @bbb_us

[Alexis🌻 @alexowitz]

@XPOLogistics F company. Day 58 of holding my $3k @LGUSSupport fridge hostage and refusing to deliver and install.

[Alexis🌻 @alexowitz]

@MattSmethurst Honey, that’s a Jewish thing this has nothing to do with your sky daddy or Easter 🙄🤣

[Alexis🌻 @alexowitz]

@SeattleKraken pups are ready for the next game! 🏒🦑

[Alexis🌻 @alexowitz]

@hbomax Why do you need a Wi-Fi connection to watch shows? I should be able to watch it on my phone or my computer just fine this is the most annoying service ever. If I’m not directly next to you my router I can’t watch anything