Alexandra Pelissero

ex FAIRMAT Marketing & Comm Dir. | News junkie | Winning Team = Jon Stewart + Ricardo Darin - ex OVH Criteo, Yahoo & Disney #communications

[Santiago Armesilla @armesillaconde]

Hoy me decía @AliciaMelchorHe que lo de La Casita de Bad Bunny es una buena metáfora de las clases sociales en el momento actual. Ricos en La Casita sin pagar, pobres mirando la casita pagando un pastizal, y la única forma de ascenso social es ser puta. Y todos con mentalidad lumpen.

[Alexandra Pelissero @alexp19]

My 2025/26 choice for ballon d'or ! @dembouz joue la fair play et fais campagne pour ton coéquipier. Les autres suivront ton éternel exemple 🫡

[UEFA Champions League @ChampionsLeague]

✨🇬🇪 Khvicha Kvaratskhelia is the 2025/26 UEFA Champions League Player of the Season 🙌

#UCL

[Alexandra Pelissero @alexp19]

J'adore cette génération ! Ils n'ont peur de rien ou de très peu et se lancent avec le meilleur optimisme. Moise, Wemby ou Léon et j'en passe (des inconnus aussi) me donnent envie de vieillir et de les voir évoluer dans leur job et de croire en leurs talents de tout réussir.

[Mary Patrux @MaryPatrux]

Euh on est fan non ????

[Alexandra Pelissero @alexp19]

Ous' back

[Actu Foot @ActuFoot_]

GUESS WHO’S BACK AGAIN 📞❤️💙

🎥 @canalplus

[BFM @BFMTV]

Donald Trump annonce l’envoi de 5.000 soldats américains en Pologne

[Alexandra Pelissero @alexp19]

@moorehn I think it's probably more related to the history of societies under our kings. You married amongst your peers for power and/or ranks and you could spend all the time you wanted with other men or women. Nobody cared. 300 years later this still prevails.

[Alexandra Pelissero @alexp19]

@moorehn Agree ! She had her chances with the great Louis Garrel. This didn't last though.

[Alexandra Pelissero @alexp19]

This should be called trumping a press conference !

[Madrid Xtra @MadridXtra]

🚨 BREAKING: Florentino Pérez’s press conference:

-He says that he’s sorry to announce that he will NOT resign
-Calls for an election THREE years early
-Says there is a CAMPAIGN against him with made up news including that he has CANCER
-Picks up the phone and starts reading out news and laughing, including ABC’s news today saying that he told his inner circle that he’s tired
-Says he works like an ANIMAL day and night
-Says anyone who is spreading the rumors against him can CHALLENGE him in the elections
-Reminds people that with him, Real Madrid have won 76 titles
-Says Real Madrid is the most prestigious club in the world, and that it’s LIES that the club is in shambles
-Calls the Negreira case as the WORST SCANDAL IN FOOTBALL HISTORY
-Says Real Madrid have the most valuable squad in the world according to Transfermarkt
-Says he will submit a dossier to UEFA to END the fact that there are referees from the Negreira era still officiating
-Says RELEVO (Media that closed) worked with La Liga and was created to SMEAR Real Madrid and Florentino Pérez
-Starts arguing with an ABC journalist
-Says he will CANCEL his ABC subscription to honor his father
-Says that when he arrived at Real Madrid, the financial situation was so bad the club couldn’t pay players and employees. With him, it’s in incredible financial situation with record earnings with the most valuable squad in the world
-Says it’s NOT true that the club spent more than planned on the Bernabéu
-Says he’s ready to FIGHT ANYONE AND EVERYONE
-Says La Liga is Real Madrid’s ENEMY
-Says that Real Madrid WON the Super League case and what they did was for the good of football so that children in Africa can watch football for free
-Reads ABC news saying that he told his inner circle that he’s tired AGAIN
-Says he will NOT speak about players or managers or the sporting side
-Says he will unsubscribe from ABC, AGAIN
-Says everyone in the world loves him
-Says the club will do an analysis on the sporting side after the elections
-Says this is NOT a dictatorship
-Says he is the most successful president in history
-Says it’s NOT the first time that 2 players fought at Real Madrid, that there were seasons where it happened ALL THE TIME
-Says there were 2 articles today written against Real Madrid by ABC, one of them by a woman, and that he doesn’t even know if she knows football
-Reads ABC news again saying that he told his inner circle that he’s very tired
-Says there is no club that paid the referees and got away with it
-Says they know who leaked the news
-Says Tchouaméni and Valverde are GREAT boys and GREAT players
-Says he doesn’t want to brag, but his company makes BILLIONS in multiple continents
-Says the truth is that Real Madrid had MASSIVE success under his presidency
-Asks the other journalists to let the girl speak, that the rest of them are ugly
-Says he was robbed of 7 La Ligas
-Says he only wants to defend the club’s interests, he doesn’t want publicity, fame, power or anything from the club
-Says Real Madrid got robbed of 18 points in La Liga this season
-Says that real socios don’t boo players, they support them
-Says that it hurts them when fans boo a player
-Says they will have to SHOOT him to get him out of the club
-Says Good night and that he hopes he never sees the journalists again

[Alexandra Pelissero @alexp19]

Et on va voir si les haters de mbappe disent autant de mal sur la couverture de Carlos...je ne pense pas !

[José Morgado @josemorgado]

Carlos Alcaraz did a massive production for @VanityFair ahead of the clay season, that he unfortunately almost missed entirely.

https://t.co/V6gQUb4Jcv

[Alexandra Pelissero @alexp19]

Il faut avouer que cette couverture a de l'allure !

[VANITY FAIR @VanityFair]

He was crowned football’s future king when he was just a teenager, but for Kylian Mbappé, these are now more turbulent times.

The captain of France has weathered attacks on his identity while serving as his nation’s chief diplomat. He’s endured criticism of his game while scoring goals by the hatful. He’s on top of the world—and under unfathomable pressure. Everything is on the line at this summer’s World Cup.

For Vanity Fair's Sports Issue, Aidan McLaughlin sits down with the biggest star in world football https://t.co/GP3FgpGWQl

[Josh Kale @JoshKale]

Anthropic said Mythos was too dangerous to release. Then four random guys in a Discord gained access on day one by guessing the URL...

This is pretty insane:
→ Group in a private Discord guessed the endpoint from Anthropic's naming conventions
→ They figured out the conventions from the leak in the Mercor breach three weeks ago
→ Used a contractor's legit eval credentials to walk in
→ Have been using it ever since to build simple websites

The AI that finds zero-days in every operating system on earth was defeated by address bar autocomplete... big yikes

[Alexandra Pelissero @alexp19]

Ici on aurait tendance à dire en bon français " Regardez comment on le REPARE" mais bon on veut nous pousser l'anthropomorphisme jusqu'au bout pour favoriser l'adoption des robots. Désolée je ne tomberai pas dans ce piège. Ils restent de bonnes machines et c'est déjà pas mal !

[Renaud Pila @renaudpila]

Actuellement les qualifications pour le marathon des robots humanoïdes à Pékin. Celui-ci a battu le record du semi mais observez bien ce qui lui arrive avant l’arrivée. Et comment on le soigne

[Alexandra Pelissero @alexp19]

J'attends énormément de ce film. Je ne comprends toujours pas comment les français ne sont pas descendus dans la rue après sa mort...nous aurons tous honte dans quelques années, comme apres les années de collaboration. Mark my words

[Cerfia @CerfiaFR]

🇫🇷🎥 FLASH | Le 13 mai, L’Abandon sera présenté au Festival de Cannes et sortira simultanément en salles.
Le film retrace les 11 derniers jours de Samuel Paty.

[Alexandra Pelissero @alexp19]

@PSG_inside Ai image is really unnecessary when the real model exists

[Imtiaz Mahmood @ImtiazMadmood]

France’s exclusion from the Washington Israeli-Lebanese talks should have been a diplomatic scandal, a historic ally locked out of the most significant Lebanon negotiation in thirty years. But Beirut didn’t protest, didn’t lobby for French inclusion, and didn’t even notice. That silence is the real verdict.

France spent decades posturing as Lebanon’s guardian, hosting summits, drafting frameworks, and performing concern from the chandeliered rooms of the Élysée, while Hezbollah’s arsenal swelled from fifteen thousand rockets to two hundred thousand under the watch of French UNIFIL troops who enforced nothing.

Macron proposed Paris as the venue for these very talks, drafted a recognition plan, and personally called Aoun, Salam, and Berri, and previously Mikati, to choreograph a French-led diplomatic triumph.

Today, Lebanon and Israel are sitting across from each other at the State Department in Washington, brokered by Marco Rubio and mediated by the American Ambassador to Beirut, Michel Issa, who is of Lebanese origin and remains a Lebanese.

France was not just sidelined, it was rendered irrelevant by its own record of performing diplomacy without producing a single enforceable outcome. The bridge Macron wanted to claim credit for was built by others, and the cruelest part isn’t that France was excluded, it’s that nobody in Beirut objected.

- @BecharaGerges

[Alexandra Pelissero @alexp19]

Que quelqu'un @UniversalPicsFR pense à inviter Cécile Kohler à l'avant-premiere cinema, je pense qu'elle mérite un peu de divertissement !

[Cerfia @CerfiaFR]

🇮🇷🇫🇷📘 FLASH | « Privez-moi de tous les livres, mais pas de l’L’Odyssée, ça faisait partie du processus de torture blanche », l'ex-otage en Iran Cécile Kohler raconte avoir été privée de tout réconfort, notamment du livre d’Homère qu’elle essayait d’apprendre par cœur pendant sa détention.

[Guy Venables @godfreychurch]

One of my cartoons in Monday's @MetroUK @MetroPicDesk #JD_Vance #Trump #Iran #IranWar‌

[Athlete Vanity @AthleteVanity]

The French ladies arriving Clairefontaine for the international break 🇫🇷

📸: @regzphotos

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

BREAKING: French-owned container ship passes through Strait of Hormuz, in 'what appears to be the first known transit by a vessel linked to Western Europe since the Iran war', according to Bloomberg report.