Alex Aho

Skateboarding, music, fart jokes, movies, art, butt jokes, books, politics, poop jokes. Occasional @realpunknews contributor. Formerly @slap_pals

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You go to the opera ONE TIME and now have a new nickname?

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@paulscheer “Painfully and embarrassingly wrong” and “hot” are not synonymous, Paul.

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Hard Drive allowed me to write some niche wrestling jokes as well as a profile piece on the woman of my dreams. Read it here.

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We Visited a Pennsylvania State Penitentiary to Meet the One Woman Who Attended ECW One Night Stand 2005 https://t.co/1u3l0Cz2HU

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“Let’s fucking GO”

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Kyle Kinane’s newest special is one of my favorites in recent years and it’s free and you should watch it.

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This guy is the best internet guy.

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Flying elbow drop onto toy cars a/c unit
( WWE MICK FOLEY STYLE ) #superhumman #donttrythisathome #wwe

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Today I listened to Danzig while shopping for fireworks to shoot out of dildos for work.

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When I saw Hot Snakes in 2019, John Reis did all the talking between songs. At the end of the set, Rick Froberg took off his guitar, grabbed his beer, looked out at the Detroit audience, and asked, disappointed, “So when do the knives come out?”

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@kathbarbadoro Unbelievable discography, seemed like a good dude.

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@JodyThreat Put ‘em up against a wall and German suplex ‘em

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Wrestling rules

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If ya told me years ago, I’d have an arena chanting HE’S GAY at me in the most POSITIVE of ways, I’d say you’re crazy.

It’s pretty cool to see how far we’ve come. Still more work to do. Happy Pride #AEWRampage

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The mark of the beast

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@DanhausenAD

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@kathbarbadoro Taya Valkyrie was listed in the credits

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If you ever wonder what I do at my day job, I post things like this:

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Back to the grind! Hope you had a great holiday weekend!

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I just remembered this.

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Idea: stoner metal Sham 69 cover band called Sham 420

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Shout out to the guy who carried his toddler to stand next to the swinging door that had just been used as a weapon at WCW Great American Bash 1996.

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What if Will Smith slaps one unsuspecting person every year the same way they slime somebody at every Kids’ Choice Awards?