Alex Rankin

I spend the majority of my time acting like child accompanied by my actual child, who somehow looks older than me

[Alex Rankin @alexrnkn]

@GRRMspeaking I’m sure you get this all the time.
But why is Aegon pronounced Egg-on and Aemond as Ay-mond?

I also pondered this when I watched GoT the first time after reading the books. In my mind they are both ‘Ay’ sounds

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Had the best time seeing @Busted tonight at @Pubinthepark_…finally, after we had to miss the tour last year because my sister was way too pregnant!

Also we had Evie on our shoulders but they didn’t see her ☹️

@JamesBourne @CharlieSimpson @mattjwillis you guys were amazing!!

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Last week I saw a guy smoke a vape whilst holding it like a cigarette and I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it since

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Why do I get a Love Quinn vibe from #Fortnight by @taylorswift13 #TTPS

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I accidentally updated the Twitter app on my phone and now it’s X 😭😭😭😭 I miss the bird

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It’s Good Friday

…a Good Friday to get all my chores done 😭😭😭😭

Someone please end my suffering

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I can’t wait until the next season of Bridgerton comes out so I can watch it and cry about how my life will never be as romantic

[Alex Rankin @alexrnkn]

Having a self care evening (listening to all the Shrek soundtracks with my cats)

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I must say that I do admire their teamwork

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I have one cat who is obsessed with taps 🚰 and another that is obsessed with plug holes 🕳️.

This doesn’t seem like much of a problem, but ‘tap cat’ has taught himself to turn the taps on and ‘plug cat’ has taught herself to close the plug holes…so they keep flooding my house!

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I saw this albino deer a couple of weeks ago and I have NOT been able to stop thinking about it ever since

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Pre Shower Makeup

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The worst part about being an adult is that no one invites you to fancy dress parties anymore.

I just want to wear cool costumes. Is that too much to ask?

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@_zackdavies Zack how could you!!

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Have just bought the big 40 pack of cat food, which means that in approximately 2 days time my cats will decide that this brand is disgusting and they will refuse to eat it (even though they have been exclusively fed this brand for last few months but from the 12 packs)

[Alex Rankin @alexrnkn]

Can we make this a new meme format (like that best of times/worst of times one)?

I can’t carry it for you (your crippling anxiety)
….but I can carry you (to the shops so we can get some little drinks and snacks to make ourselves feel better)!

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@Kalisteve @fraserwebster12 I noticed this too! Everyone else is just in bed or (awkwardly) brushing their hair. And Charlotte is full blown in the bath

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@smithsimonMEN When season 1 came out it was talked about a lot. I remember it being penned as “Among us in real life” but since lockdown has been over for a while I guess people are playing it less

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Getting back into bingeing #ASMR because I can no longer switch my brain off at night

Any recommendations for #asmrchannels would be gratefully appreciated

I love videos where someone is just rambling at me so I can pretend I have friends in real life 😅

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@scare_lab @danielhowell And it was a masterpiece that suited you magnificently