Alexander Rockwell

Engineer, hacker, tall. Do people still use twitter?

[Alexander Rockwell @alexrockwell]

@elonmusk you giant fucking pussy.

https://t.co/qn1SrdH57B

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

In Baseball, if you get hit by a pitch on ball four, seems to me you should be sent to second base, since each one, taken alone, gets you a base.

[Alexander Rockwell @alexrockwell]

@LinkedIn your job search function is terrible.
Hire me to implement Elastic Search.

[Alexander Rockwell @alexrockwell]

@ToastTab your web checkout is bugged, it keeps erroring out saying delivery time has changed, but it's authing my card each time anyway, until the auth spam gets rejected and a hold appears...

[Alexander Rockwell @alexrockwell]

@VenmoSupport There was an issue with your payment. Try again later.

Ya'll really need better error messages, or a service with more uptime.

[Alexander Rockwell @alexrockwell]

@Blizzard_Ent really disappointing to learn that cataclysm will be replacing wrath. It was such a disappointing expansion. You talk about not wanting to fragment the player base, but what about straight up losing customers? Again?

[Alexander Rockwell @alexrockwell]

@Grubhub my address is glitched in your system, it lists the correct street and number, but deliveries go to a different address altogether, not even on the same street. How to remediate?

[Alexander Rockwell @alexrockwell]

@elonmusk Get back to shitposting, we need more schadenfreude.

[Alexander Rockwell @alexrockwell]

@elonmusk Your branding docs today https://t.co/dtVM9WnqOr

[Alexander Rockwell @alexrockwell]

@scrumpypoker how do i fix the images embedded in jira tickets which are broken within your integration?

[Alexander Rockwell @alexrockwell]

@elonmusk Can we post your public jet information? No? Alright then, back to threads.

[Alexander Rockwell @alexrockwell]

@elonmusk Threads success confirmed, maybe you should s/buy/sink it too.

[Alexander Rockwell @alexrockwell]

@Falkvinge Nobody wants Bitcoin trash.

[Alexander Rockwell @alexrockwell]

@rogerkver @elonmusk @joerogan It's for famous people not failed explosives salesmen.

[Alexander Rockwell @alexrockwell]

@elonmusk This is about what I’d expect your understanding of such things to be.

[Alexander Rockwell @alexrockwell]

@elonmusk Like a mirror, eh?

[Alexander Rockwell @alexrockwell]

@elonmusk Terrible idea.

[Alexander Rockwell @alexrockwell]

@elonmusk If only one could tell the difference between being the state vs a shitty private org.

Where’s a sink when you need one?

[Alexander Rockwell @alexrockwell]

@elonmusk Clearly you don't have a taste for what's good.

[Tufts Medical Center @TuftsMedicalCtr]

We reached a big milestone this morning! We have zero COVID inpatients at Tufts Medical Center for the first time since March 21, 2020.