@fesshole I read this in his voice. That made me happy. Christopher Walken is a staple of modern pop culture. Your baby is lucky to experience a father who’s passionate about such a beacon of the modern arts. My partner and I are incapable of talking about the Bebé without #moirarose tones
@johnsummit If I was a girl I’d let you get on with making the tunes on one side of the room , I’d be on the other warming a plate up. Bitches be cray. You’ll find your lobster 🦞 one day my friend 👌🏼👍🏻 keep doing you x
@DefectedRecords isn’t my usual platform for social media, but I thought probably hey ho; I am gutted that my Defected lanyard broke, but I refuse to throw it away, please can you send me a new one? I’d like to keep my keys on something that reminds me of the good times…
@maybellineNYUK - my girlfriend is forced to buy these on eBay now after discontinuation and due to recent inflation they are very expensive, please make my life easier and recommence production. Sincerely, innocent and not at all scared for his life/sanity, anonymous boyfriend x
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@nectar I purchased some petrol, and the cashier didn’t know how to apply the 5p/litre discount. He has then scanned my card twice for one transaction, I’ve had 600 points deducted rather than 300