Alexis Tice

she/her. i have no idea what i’m doing™️

[Alexis Tice @alexsaucetice]

i am buzzedwithlightfear

[TIME @TIME]

A leading pediatric surgeon writes about what it's like operating on gunshot victims and the cost of the politics of extremism.

First published in June 2022 https://t.co/VaeSzR5gXL

[Alexis Tice @alexsaucetice]

@BigAng04 so sorry ang! ❤️ this was a beautiful tribute

[Alexis Tice @alexsaucetice]

@milleniannie it was referring to meeee 😂

[Alexis Tice @alexsaucetice]

coworker just walked into my office, looked at me, and exclaimed he finally knows what "goblin mode" is.

[Alexis Tice @alexsaucetice]

@sammytio12 wowwww full circle moment! congrats samalama!!!

[Alexis Tice @alexsaucetice]

boss introduced me as "smartass" to the new employee which is on brand but he has never said that to me before today so shoot.

[Alexis Tice @alexsaucetice]

bf fell asleep last night mid conversation right after i told him my riveting personality is probably puts him to sleep. he asked me what we were talking about. the answer was diabetes (?) and i now better understand his exhaustion. WHY DIDNT I MAKE SOMETHING ELSE UP 🥴

[Alexis Tice @alexsaucetice]

curious haole (me): "why are the fire trucks yellow here?"
native hawaiian who's lived on the mainland for 15 years: "aren't they yellow everywhere?"

[Alexis Tice @alexsaucetice]

@hunktears that ceiling fan def gonna decapitate someone!!!!

[Alexis Tice @alexsaucetice]

finally at a point where i can admit my life was going better when the tampon wrappers had motivational sayings on them

[Alexis Tice @alexsaucetice]

just ate poke that was 1.5 days old. feeling good, feeling strong. will report back later if still alive.

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

I went to the silly goose convention and they all knew you

[sam @hamiamsam]

check your kids halloween candy. someone tried to hide the poison. the poison for kuzco. the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco. kuzco's poison

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

happy october 11 to annie and hallie only

[Alexis Tice @alexsaucetice]

not not wearing a thumb brace for arthritis and a heating pad for throwing my back out from BOWLING. 29 and feeling very very very fine. it's fine. i'm fine.

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

will i understand the queen’s funeral if i haven’t watched the queen’s gambit

[Alexis Tice @alexsaucetice]

new record! finished my lunch 8 mins after arriving at work. follow me for more #health #tips

[Alexis Tice @alexsaucetice]

@SlenderSherbet my cat mushu with my mushus

[Candice Fabry (she/her) @CandiceFabry]

I was groomed, humiliated, manipulated, & sexually assaulted.
I was not the only one.
You have my encouragement & appreciation for sharing the below article through your networks.
#YouKnew #UTyouknew
https://t.co/1mKsv8tdu6