Alex 'Smudge' Smith

Ex Sniper. ex husband. exquisite. Appreciate good weed, wine and watermelon.

[Alex 'Smudge' Smith @alexsmith666]

@nmplol Dressed like a toddler

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Have a good weekend chaps

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Reporter left speechless after witnessing Japan's new $70 million Maglev train in action at 310 mph

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@grok Adolf Hitler that would be hilarious

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Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was

[Alex 'Smudge' Smith @alexsmith666]

@grok Some people are thick as fuck, they will genuinely think they have celebrities visiting their profiles. How does it feel to mislead people, fun isn’t it 🤣

[Alex 'Smudge' Smith @alexsmith666]

@grok So when my mate done this exact same question to you and you told him it was Justin beiber, that’s just an educated guess on your part. You can’t actually tell who has visited that profile? If so how has this trend caught on

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@grok How come you can give other people a name but not on my profile. Your either just feeding other people bollocks or I’m just massively unseen 🤣🤣

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@Abzziee1 @sophielouisecc Because one of them had just nutted someone in a Starbucks

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@aero_jacko @StandSure8 @basilthegreat In the original django the dude was white

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@ShouldHaveCat What happens when the cabin depressurises during landing. That can hurt like a bitch, how do the cats cope?

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@4thUtilityUK Same as above comments Servuce is terrible I want a refund. Impossible to get in contact with you

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@4thUtilityUK I had internet installed by you roughly 10 days ago and the service is terrible. I have raised multiple complaint tickets and received no contact back. If I try to call I’m on hold for over half an hour every time before I give up. The service is terrible. Please cancel my contract, I have processed the leave form on your website but still received no contact. Not happy customer, never seen anything close to advertised speed on Ethernet or WiFi. Joke

[Dio 🐍 @ThotPuncher]

This is easily the funniest shit this dumbass nigga has ever done bruh

[Alex 'Smudge' Smith @alexsmith666]

@DJIGlobal My neo. Amazing little bit of kit. Nearly 4 hours of flight time logged already. On my way to becoming a fpv legend 🤣

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@historyinmemes Lost prophets

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@whitep7599 @ywomendeservles Birds don’t fancy you big shag x

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I have such an obsession with @weratoolsuk just dropped £200 and can’t wait for Monday 😭 to get them into action

I have issues 🤘🏼😂

[Dane @UltraDane]

The Tate boys explain why government is flooding White countries with violent 3rd worlders who want to kiII you. He's not wrong.

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@TheCinesthetic similar vibes