alex

[i praydalor my sodakeep @almondtiddies]

if maslow knew about dipping sauces he would have put them in his little hierarchy

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

Unless we achieve immediate, drastic, unprecedented, annual emission cuts at the source then that means we’re failing when it comes to this climate crisis.
“Small steps in the right direction”, “making some progress” or “winning slowly” equals loosing.
#COP26 #UprootTheSystem

[rachel yara @bugposting]

doctors prescribing SSRIs are like "you just havent found the right strain yet bruh"

[Algonquin Provincial Park @Algonquin_PP]

Have a wonderful weekend everyone!
Remember: hiking makes you happier! Invest in your health and spend time in nature this weekend. 🐦🍂🌲🌞 #HPHP

[Kodak Snack 🍬 @notdaniii]

And just like that…we don’t have to worry about polio anymore

[Sandra E. Garcia @S_Evangelina]

Vaccine research is actually pretty easy. “Do I have polio? No. Why?”

[trash jones @jzux]

well well well, if it isn’t the bridge i said i’d cross when i came to it

[Luke Fujimoto Jensen @LukeFJensen]

Have we tried hiding their vaccines in a little bit of peanut butter

[angie @teaxtarot]

Being in ur 20s is getting bored then looking up masters programs abroad

[adhd-angsty @AdhdAngsty]

One of the reasons people don't recognize ADHD as a disability is that they see ADHD struggles (with things like organisation, tidyness, timeliness, communication etc) as personal failings. That is ableism.

[Ferret Guy @FerretPosting]

messy eater

[Goonawan Moh Amat @Dongoevsky]

academia should consider changing "et al." to "& besties"

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Happy 40th birthday McLovin. (We wrote this joke when we were 14 years old)

[Chris Stephens @ChrisStephensMD]

Having a nice bottle of red with dinner this evening.

[Emily @emily_hillstrom]

my tiny italian landlord strikes again

[Jagmeet Singh @theJagmeetSingh]

More powers for police won’t stop this virus.
Vaccines and paid sick leave will.

[patrick @Patrickposting]

i ordered 6 bananas and the instacart guy brought 6 BUNCHES of bananas so now my apartment looks like fuckin donkey kong country