alex suarez

not a parody account

[USF Football @USFFootball]

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#ComeToTheBay | #StayInTheBay

[USF Football @USFFootball]

LET'S GO BOWLING!!! 🎳

#ComeToTheBay | #StayInTheBay

[alex suarez @alexsuarez96]

IT ARRIVED!! 🔥 @paolini

[MLB @MLB]

The @Marlins magic number is down to 2 to clinch a #postseason berth!

[alex suarez @alexsuarez96]

Damn, big W for @Jagex to listen and own up to a big mistake.

[RuneScape @RuneScape]

An Update on Hero Pass from Mod Keeper and the RuneScape Leadership Team: https://t.co/u21NM7F0s7

The following changes will be made to Hero Pass (among others):

• Removal of content buffs entirely
• XP Buffs only earnable via gameplay for all players
• Daily Challenges to be reinstated
• Rebalancing rewards to make them easier to obtain

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

2023 Oakland A’s ladies and gentlemen

[alex suarez @alexsuarez96]

13 August 2023: the day I was ranked ahead of Zezima on @RuneScape. #NeverForget

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

“What is that? An icee? That’s probably a lot of sugar, huh?”

Ron DeSantis to a child in Iowa.

Perfection. No notes. Beyond parody.

[U.S Army WTF! Moments @TheWTFNation]

The BC is wabbit hunting

[RuneScape @RuneScape]

Well, that escalated quickly...

[alex suarez @alexsuarez96]

@MJFloMusic That's literally what @alyssajfsuarez and I tell people here: still not I-4.

[alex suarez @alexsuarez96]

Hey @RonDeSantis, you up?

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Just in: Ron DeSantis is now laying off campaign staff as his campaign is already failing to meet fundraising expectations.

Only about 15% of his donations came from small dollar donors as he is heavily reliant on ultra-wealthy donors.

🔗https://t.co/ko729K3IpE

[alex suarez @alexsuarez96]

@MJFloMusic As a Floridian, I thought we were just in a different tier when it came to driving...then I moved to Maryland. I still stand firm in us being the shittiest there is, but lemme tell ya: MD folks be WILDIN' too.

[alex suarez @alexsuarez96]

Holy shit. Rich coming from a guy who didn't go to college himself. Man people like @charliekirk11 are just so fucking pathetic and small.

[Richard Hanania @RichardHanania]

Charlie Kirk says some prominent black women are low IQ, got where they are due to affirmative action, and at the expense of smarter whites.

Unthinkable from a normie conservative ten years ago. Wokeness has led to a real reaction.

[alex suarez @alexsuarez96]

Seeing the @Marlins tonight for the first time in years, very excited. Let's go, Fish. 💯🔥🐟

[alex suarez @alexsuarez96]

Congrats @daveyhoots.

[Jake Lucky @JakeSucky]

Microsoft has won the US court case to acquire Activision Blizzard

[Savannah Bananas @TheSavBananas]

Couldn't write up the last out of the game any better than this 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

Banana Ball Rule #8: If a fan catches a foul ball, it's an out.

[alex suarez @alexsuarez96]

@NoLieWithBTC This the same energy

[alex suarez @alexsuarez96]

@TTuberville is a fucking embarrassment of a senator/American politics is such a shit show, lol. 🤡

[Stars and Stripes @starsandstripes]

The U.S. Marine Corps is without a confirmed leader for the first time in a century as Gen. David Berger stepped down as commandant on Monday and a Republican senator is blocking approval of his successor.
https://t.co/2BFYGQT9PL