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My DNA is DMT I'm so rare

[Kerv @Kervvvvy]

How I plan to treat my future breadwinner wife 2 seconds before asking for a bigger allowance

[JT @jiratickets]

first thing the indonesians saw when the dutch east india company pulled up in 1603

[Ginpachisensei @mathzuya]

Pasar del primer opening a este era como introducir la cocaína a un adolescente con madre border y padre depresivo. Era re específico no

[新視点bot @pastblowupbot]

スポンジボブと夜神月の服装が同じ

[bethany @thenightbethore]

paul mccartney getting caught with five girlfriends in 1968

[Eric the Deep State Operative @NotBadgers]

I am just gobsmacked that the woman who gave some dude a handjob at the Beetlejuice musical on their first date would have done this!

[Who's Next @WhosNextShow]

Hold on brother

[Michael Christmas @MickeyChristmas]

Vividly remember him working on this and me losing my fucking mind when he played me cut the check. He had the most contained excitement to show me the chief keef verse and he got the exact reaction he was looking for lmaooo. Also on tour I got him to let keef verse ride a few times 😂

[Mr. IceCreamMan🍧 @ClarKent_210]

CHAMPAGNE WISHES& THIRTY WHITE BITCHES

[َ @gojosual]

this always cracks me up todo knew

[LLGLO🕊 @Eat_THA_maN]

I'd be in the club talking bout "you ain't even gotta do this "

[breeshskii✈️ @breeshkii]

Too 5 funniest nightcap moments 😭😭😭

[dranksipper @gelatoboismoke]

This nigga talking like he a DC 😂😂😂

[Dingus Khan @VanDingus_]

“When do I get to meet her”

Mom, I fall in love with whores. You don’t get to meet any of them

[Sam Alberti @sam_alberti]

might be one of the best takes I’ve ever heard

[t. @t_tomno]

y’all need to learn side nigga etiquette

[វិឆៃ @_cchai]

feeding stray cat at work and was reciting this to him

[Danz📌 @zinownh]

driving through the streets of florida after losing lucia and ts comes on the radio

[GHOST @LordGhost____]

if a nigga starts a message off with a “yoo” it means he’s gonna ask u for something