Alex

A Man of Kent that wound up as an Australian, and wondering what the fuck just happened. Alcohol & Drug counsellor and almost qualified psychologist.

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@englandcricket @cricketworldcup Yeah. No choice but to pick Brooke. Those 37 runs at 3 an over against New Zealand really forced the selectors hand.

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@theprojecttv Only if it wasn’t going to England

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@with_solidarity @cricketcomau What are you talking about? He was born in Worcestershire

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@malpheuse @NevilleSouthall Trans people aways cared. Those that value trans people cared. How do you think “pushing this stuff works”? Can you cite real examples of a kid that suddenly became trans after reading about it in a book? Sure, it may have helped them conceptualise it, but “turn them”?

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@Concreteisland2 @NevilleSouthall Who is telling them to do this? Please name names. Also, puberty blockers are temporary, one of their purposes is to buy more time before the permanent options. Why so wilfully confuse these things?

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@Marcustricky @NevilleSouthall Can I ask why? Is education not key to ending this divisiveness? Do you think that if a child reads about trans issues, that that is enough to “make them trans”? If a child reads about suicide, will that make them kill themselves? Can my child read about eating broccoli then?

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And of course those deadly Gamma Bees 🐝.

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@ProfAndyField when your wife catches you with pornstar, Trixy Sobel, your divorce requires Mediation. All alone, you now play Xbox to moderate feeling like a CAUNT. If only our actual stats lecturer had helped me devise such ways of remembering this stuff. Many, many thanks.

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@Paul_NewmanDM I hope so, and he does look fantastic, but have a look at Gary Balance’s record over his first ten tests before we get too carried away.

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@Driftin_0utlaw @TuckerFace11 @Wolfiesmom Whereas your opinion is extra valid because…?

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@M_G_Cruehead76 @GingerWildheart I’m in the video to Anarchy! When Tommy Lee stage dived he kicked me in the head - so I got to feel like Pamela Anderson for a brief moment.

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.@SkyCricket would like to know how upset @StuartBroad8 is that @davidwarner31 now looks as likely to play in the Ashes as I am?

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@namtrak @SpazOCE @cheriewallacex @AndrewWaltonx So I have to have been a test cricketer to know that you really should look after something you claim to love and respect? But hey, Smith has firm for not giving a shit about being Australian captain

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@Carl_Moller @AndrewWaltonx An extra 56 tests makes a hell of a difference in wear. Never said it shouldn’t get worn, but the state of Smith’s is pretty ordinary. Smith also has form for having zero respect for wearing the Baggy Green and being captain of Australia. Waugh, not so much.

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@namtrak @SpazOCE @cheriewallacex @AndrewWaltonx And that has what to do with it?

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@Sausageiwnl @SpazOCE @cheriewallacex @AndrewWaltonx Of course it wears, but not ripped like that.

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@the_krepap @cheriewallacex @AndrewWaltonx No clue of what? No clue that a man who has already so massively disrespected his position as Australian captain, continues to think that there is no need to treat such a symbol with a modicum of respect. Sure it fades and gets worn, but that looks like he uses it as a dog toy

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@Raidz98 @AndrewWaltonx Yes I do. Just as you do.

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@ceepot2 @cheriewallacex @AndrewWaltonx What in earth is that meant to mean?

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@Pesdel01 @AndrewWaltonx Yeah, but faded, not looking like it’s been used to play catch with the dog