n*ël

causing problems on purpose

[n*ël @alextwebeck]

the concept of being in the back of the car with your daddy while he’s twerking and popping a perc

[n*ël @alextwebeck]

jax taylor:

[JESSI RIHANNA @Jessi_Rihanna]

I’m only 35-50, I need to let myself fuck up and heal and discover and play

[Zac Thompson @ZacBeThompson]

How it feels to listen to NINE INCH NOIZE

[n*ël @alextwebeck]

wore my orioles hat to a bar in south philly today and the bartender uttered the phrase that the demon told me it would say to identify itself 12 years ago

[n*ël @alextwebeck]

I want beat up chanels. I want new personnel. I want to dye my hair every pretty shade of pastel. I want nasty after parties banged up at the motel.

[n*ël @alextwebeck]

@marketableskill the concept of being a waspy catholic

[n*ël @alextwebeck]

peter three times before the rooster crows

[JP @jpbrammer]

when the Roman soldiers gambled away Jesus’ clothes I was like ok this is now a level of rude I’m uncomfortable with

[Icy @whereicy]

You can just tell when someones never had a job that made them mop

[n*ël @alextwebeck]

pontius pilate asking the crowd if they want to free jesus or barabbas

[n*ël @alextwebeck]

Got no change sorry brotha

[J R ❤️‍🔥 @ResilienceX3]

Mick Jagger on the cover of WSJ. Magazine

[n*ël @alextwebeck]

everyone fried me for having the flight radar app but when a plane flies by who are they all coming to to ask where it’s going

[n*ël @alextwebeck]

not sarcastic I genuinely want to know what all the early/mid-aughts tumblr Lolita girls’ personalities are now that they’re all like 32

[n*ël @alextwebeck]

basically everything I’ve read in the last year has been an exposé or a memoir

[n*ël @alextwebeck]

when you turn 30 you just start commenting on random ig reels and tiktoks and there’s no stopping it

[n*ël @alextwebeck]

oh oh evacuate the dance floor

[n*ël @alextwebeck]

Just watched scandoval for the first time. Add it to the criterion collection

[onion person @CantEverDie]

rightwingers see people caring about others in their community and instead of finding that inspiring they think it’s some sort of grand conspiracy because they don’t understand what it means to care for others you don’t personally know

[summer 🖕 @salesforcechild]

me to my 4 year old son: i just got off the phone with santa and he is so angry about what you did that i am genuinely afraid for your life. we need to put you in hiding because at this point i think he would even kill me to get to you.

[n*ël @alextwebeck]

I’m gunna get a fake id that says im 9 years old